Protecting Your Cock From Crazy Women
I don’t want to alarm you or be a debby-downer, but there are a few things you
should know before hooking up with your first slut.
These women are by definition sex-addicts. They are down to fuck at the drop of a hat, and often will engage in risky behaviour to get off.
According to research by condom manufacturer Durex, Women from New Zealand are the most promiscuous in the world with an average partner count of 20.4 (lifetime). But a typical slut might have a body count of 3-5 times that. And
in some cases, they might even sleep with that amount of men in a few months.
Due to their high-frequency of sex AND their attraction to risky, unprotected sex the likelihood that they have a sexually transmitted disease (STD) is higher than normal.
So, before you hook up with a slut make sure you’re carrying protection. A condom that fits you well and lube will prevent any ******** breakage or exposure, and ensure your dick and health remain problem free.
Sex is fun, but it can become a nightmare really quick when disease gets involved.
You’re an adult and you understand the risks involved, but I’ll warn you again -
always carry condoms and be smart. If in doubt, go for a handjob. The chances of
catching any type of sexual disease from a handy are extremely low.
Now, that I’ve got that serious business out of the way, here’s a few more light
hearted tips.
Since you’re going to learn where to go and how to spot sluts, it’s best if you keep yourself groomed and ready at all times. Meaning - keeping your dick clean
whenever you leave the house. Basic hygiene really. Wash under your foreskin with warm water if you’ve got a foreskin!
Sex with a slut can go down at a moment’s notice. You might be pulling her back to your car for a quick blowjob… getting jerked off in a bar bathroom… or meeting in a public park for a quick fuck… you don’t want to turn down this exciting opportunity because you’re worried your dick stinks!
Got it?
Cool. You’re now physically prepared to deal with your first slut. Let’s now take a look at where you can go to find these horny little angels.
should know before hooking up with your first slut.
These women are by definition sex-addicts. They are down to fuck at the drop of a hat, and often will engage in risky behaviour to get off.
According to research by condom manufacturer Durex, Women from New Zealand are the most promiscuous in the world with an average partner count of 20.4 (lifetime). But a typical slut might have a body count of 3-5 times that. And
in some cases, they might even sleep with that amount of men in a few months.
Due to their high-frequency of sex AND their attraction to risky, unprotected sex the likelihood that they have a sexually transmitted disease (STD) is higher than normal.
So, before you hook up with a slut make sure you’re carrying protection. A condom that fits you well and lube will prevent any ******** breakage or exposure, and ensure your dick and health remain problem free.
Sex is fun, but it can become a nightmare really quick when disease gets involved.
You’re an adult and you understand the risks involved, but I’ll warn you again -
always carry condoms and be smart. If in doubt, go for a handjob. The chances of
catching any type of sexual disease from a handy are extremely low.
Now, that I’ve got that serious business out of the way, here’s a few more light
hearted tips.
Since you’re going to learn where to go and how to spot sluts, it’s best if you keep yourself groomed and ready at all times. Meaning - keeping your dick clean
whenever you leave the house. Basic hygiene really. Wash under your foreskin with warm water if you’ve got a foreskin!
Sex with a slut can go down at a moment’s notice. You might be pulling her back to your car for a quick blowjob… getting jerked off in a bar bathroom… or meeting in a public park for a quick fuck… you don’t want to turn down this exciting opportunity because you’re worried your dick stinks!
Got it?
Cool. You’re now physically prepared to deal with your first slut. Let’s now take a look at where you can go to find these horny little angels.
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