Masturbation Survey

Saw this on a friends page and was turned on by it, so thought I would share mine.


Masturbation Survey


Are you male or female? Male
Age? 44
At what age did you start masturbating? 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? 3, Sometimes more if the wife is out of town
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Once typically. Sometimes I'll edge myself a little too far and cum a little, give it a break, then start stroking my cock again a few minutes later. I can generally pound away for a while before cumming a second time.

Where do you masturbate:

In bed? Yes. In bed is typically when I am home alone.
In the shower? Yes. Typically my spot, in the morning before work.
In the bath? Grown men don't take baths.
Outdoors? I have, and enjoy it, but it's extremely rare. I have a wooded spot on my property that I have retreated to and jacked off. 
At work? I have, but extremely rare
Every room in the house? No. Usual spots are my bedroom, shower, and in my office.
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Yes. I used to travel about 4 hours from where I live to visit family. There's one stretch of highway that was primarily straight and desolate, with the occasional car passing by. Every time I'd hit that stretch I'd pull my dick out and start rubbing it. I'd wait until near the end of the hour long stretch to climax.

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? No
A member of the same sex? Yes
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes

What position do you play in:

On your back? Yes. I love to feel my cum on my skin. This is my favorite.
Standing? Typical position, in the shower.
Kneeling? Mmmm... not likely
Sitting? Yes. At my desk in my office
Lying on tummy? I have. There is a JOI video with pillow humping instructions. Did it once and it was pretty hot.

How do you play:

With left hand? Occasionally
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Yes
With water from bath? No baths... shower. And I will occasionally switch the shower head to massage and let the firm powerful pulse of the water pound against the head of my cock as a pass my stiff cock through the stream.
Written erotica? Not usually. I've written a few stories on here that have gotten me hard as I was reliving the moments in my head and have jacked off afterwards.
Pictures? Yes, when younger.
Movie clips online? Yes. When the wife is out of town. Isn't that what we are all on here for?
Videos? Yes. I used to have quite the collection, now the internet and smart TV's make it way too easy.
Something on TV? No

What is your favorite porn:

Straight sex between man and woman? On a scale of 1-10, this is probably a 3. I don't mind it, but typically find something a bit naughtier than 1 on 1.
Gay or lesbian sex? Lesbian sex is hot. I don't like gay porn. Strange, I'll let a guy fuck me in the ass and I give an amazing blowjob, but watching two guys fuck is just too gay, LOL.
Group sex or orgies? Group, FMF, gangbang, and the occasional bisexual MFM are my go to's
Blow jobs/oral sex? I love blowjob videos. I have watched some of the instructional videos as well to improve my blowjob skills
Cumshots? Please. I don't cum without a few money shots.
Age play? No
S&M? Yes. Love me some FemDom
Role playing? No
Kinky? Always. The kinkier the better.

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? Not to, but inspired by.
A chat room dialogue? I have.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Have you seen my profile?

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? Yes. Only by my wife. Want to know a secret? I try to get caught sometimes in the shower!
Masturbated for a man/woman? Both. My wife and I masturbate together sometimes, and I have jacked off with a few friends.
Masturbated for the same sex? See above
Masturbated in a group? No. Want to, but haven't. I would love to find a circle jerk to join.
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes. I have cammed with men and women. FaceTime with the wife. I like jacking off with other guys online. I'd love to find a regular internet buddy to jack off with. I'm not a fan of those guys that get on camera from their belly button to their knees, cum in under a minute and bail. I'm pretty uninhibited on camera and like those that are as well. A good hour long session is nice.
Masturbated for a video? Again, have you seen my page? LOL

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Occasionally. Nipple clams are cool.
Insert something or play with your ass? Really? My vids? LOL. The best orgasm comes from a vibrator in my ass while I am stroking my cock.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? I enjoy it a little rough when I'm fucking, but not masturbating.

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum? Occasionally, not always.
When was the last time you masturbated? Two days ago, in my office.
Are you wet or hard now? Semi, and dripping precum.
Are you going to masturbate now? No.
Are you a masturbation addict? No.
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes. I don't think its any secret that we are all here to masturbate for the most part. Why hide it?
What is the most you have played in one day? When the wife is away I like to play for a couple of hours.
Did you touch yourself while answering this survey? No