Nipples
I've been thinking!
There is no need to panic it merely means I have been using my mind instead of my cock!
It seems to me that there are two types of men. Those who find playing with their nipples a turn on ..... and those that don't. For the sake of this blog let's not get into an argument about those that put up shelves and those that don't or those that lick pussy .......etc, etc etc!
I occasionally look at the odd porn web site or two and I must admit that I am an admirer of the male nipple stimulation videos! I also like female nipple play, however, I find I get really turned on by male mutual nipple stimulation!
I have consulted with a few mates, on the pretext that I was doing a survey for (insert name here) and have discovered that the really macho ones don't play with their nipples when they wank (however this group came first in those that wanked most often)!
The 'normal', and by far the larger group were 50-50 on the playing with nipples front and not really bothered about wanking at all! They said they preferred sex with their wives! On a very short survey with the wives, this looked to be massively untrue! This will form the basis of a further study.
The final group included those that were unsure about their sexuality, those that were gay, and those (like me) who really got off on wearing sexy lingerie! This group found nipple play a definite turn on!
In conclusion, it seems that those with a more effeminate bent find nipple play erotic, while the more masculine find it, if not a total turn off, then not very erotic at all! The middle ground find it sometimes a turn on, but mostly not! However, most of the middle or 'normal' group have gone into therapy and the rest are currently undergoing either gender reassignment or divorce!
I feel this experiment has been a success! We have presented conclusions, however, under scrutiny our methods may fall short of the standards of those that rule our world and cause it to revolve at 365 (and a bit) days a year! I will, in that case, not be presenting my findings at the next scientific forum!
Instead, I am off home to put on stockings and suspenders, a bra and panties and have a wank! If anyone fancies coming round to play with my nipples you are most welcome!
Love Youz! X
There is no need to panic it merely means I have been using my mind instead of my cock!
It seems to me that there are two types of men. Those who find playing with their nipples a turn on ..... and those that don't. For the sake of this blog let's not get into an argument about those that put up shelves and those that don't or those that lick pussy .......etc, etc etc!
I occasionally look at the odd porn web site or two and I must admit that I am an admirer of the male nipple stimulation videos! I also like female nipple play, however, I find I get really turned on by male mutual nipple stimulation!
I have consulted with a few mates, on the pretext that I was doing a survey for (insert name here) and have discovered that the really macho ones don't play with their nipples when they wank (however this group came first in those that wanked most often)!
The 'normal', and by far the larger group were 50-50 on the playing with nipples front and not really bothered about wanking at all! They said they preferred sex with their wives! On a very short survey with the wives, this looked to be massively untrue! This will form the basis of a further study.
The final group included those that were unsure about their sexuality, those that were gay, and those (like me) who really got off on wearing sexy lingerie! This group found nipple play a definite turn on!
In conclusion, it seems that those with a more effeminate bent find nipple play erotic, while the more masculine find it, if not a total turn off, then not very erotic at all! The middle ground find it sometimes a turn on, but mostly not! However, most of the middle or 'normal' group have gone into therapy and the rest are currently undergoing either gender reassignment or divorce!
I feel this experiment has been a success! We have presented conclusions, however, under scrutiny our methods may fall short of the standards of those that rule our world and cause it to revolve at 365 (and a bit) days a year! I will, in that case, not be presenting my findings at the next scientific forum!
Instead, I am off home to put on stockings and suspenders, a bra and panties and have a wank! If anyone fancies coming round to play with my nipples you are most welcome!
Love Youz! X
8年前
