On Being A Pimp

I see my latest comments on here have been 'rewarded' with a change in rank, and I am now a pimp.

Firstly, I was amazed to see that I've actually made 5,000 comments on here since late 2015 - or do they include PMs as well?

Secondly, why 'pimp' - the worst fucking job designation in the world?
Surely, having taken time to write my thoughts down five thousand times on a porno website in just over two years, I deserve a better rank than that.

Like turkey-m0lester.

Yours,
D. Mormont.
(Not a pimp, United Kingdom).