Borrowed mastabation quiz

Basics:
Are you male or female? Male
Age? Forever young
At what age did you start masturbating? No idea ... Feels like I've always done it
How many times a week do you masturbate? At least once a day
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Normally one but sometimes give myself a lil reload time and go again

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Sometimes if it's early
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? no
Outdoors? Yes.. Like the fresh air and the sneaky looks some people give and occasionally join in
At work? Sometimes
Every room in the house? Of course

What do you fantasise about when you play:
A significant other? Absolutely
A friend? yes... Got some hot friends...male and female
A friend's spouse? yes.... Wives are good...ex sister in law was better.. Dirty woman too
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? Yes and have had some join in
A member of the same sex? yes
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes
A celebrity? Not really

What position do you play in:
On your back? Sometimes
Standing? Yes when I want a good look as I cum
Kneeling? no
Sitting? yes... Cum on my thighs, belly and balls
Lying on tummy? no

How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? Sometimes... Like to change it up from time to time
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? No

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Both
Group sex or orgies? Yes including bukkake
Blow jobs/oral sex? As long as it ends in a facial
Cumshots? Hell yeah... Male and transsexual
Age play? no
S&M? No
Role playing? Sometimes
Kinky? yes

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Text messages: yes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes...loads... Once by the ex sis in law... Interesting afternoon that was
Masturbated for a man/woman? both at the same time and together... Hubby and wife as well
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? yes
Masturbated for a photo? yes .. See some on my profile
Masturbated for a webcam? No not my thing
Masturbated for a video? yes... Including a few nice cum shots

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
Insert something or play with your ass? yes... Toys and phallic shapes objects
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Yes... Cock and pussy in the past
Use pain as a method of playing? No

Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Of course... Love others as well
When was the last time you masturbated? yesterday
Are you wet or hard now? Yes..rubbing my cock right now
Are you going to masturbate now? Yes
Are you a masturbation addict? Yes
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes... All the time
What is the most you have played in one day? 5 times but I was a little tender at the end

I know I borrowed this but it was fun to do... Feel free to ask me about it... Do it yourself...tell me and I can have a look