Acting In Porn
I was just watching what may have been the absolute worst acting I have ever seen, porn or otherwise. The guy was apparently some kind of dashing detective, or spy or something like that. His accent made him sound vaguely Italian, then sort of some bastardized Hispano-Franco-Idioto unidentifiable gibberish. And the fact that it was being delivered verrrrryyyy slllloooowwwly like some brain-damaged troll made it impossible to follow-taking so long to pronounce a word, or as he would have said "Wooooaaarrrd" that by the time the word was finished I couldn't remember how it started, didn't care and gave up.
I remember reading a while back that Harry Reems-co-star of Deep Throat and other epics, some in Super 8 (the quality movies), some in it's precursor 8mm and some which seem pointless to watch since it might be porn...or a still photo, difficult to say. Anyway, Harry claimed to have some acting abilities but I can report that unless every "director" he worked with told him to act like a complete idiot he is not an actor. Although he could caper about kind of like the Riddler on the original Batman TV show. If I had been the director I would have been waving a pry bar around and telling him to "Dial that shit down by at least 50%!"
I was looking through another vintage-era movie and whenever I see 10 consecutive minutes without any sex I start mumbling and skip ahead then WTF?! more so-called acting. By then I am saying out loud "Shut up-SHUT THE FUCK UP!" More often than not I have the sound muted-never know when the bad acting will be at the decibel level of The Who in the 70s-Pete Townsend was being interviewed and he said a doctor told him he had better learn how to read lips. Yes, that loud. Although there is some lip-reading in porn, heh heh...
https://xhamster.com/videos/very-vintage-blowjobs-handjobs-9268896
There is a scene starting around 27:00-mom giving sonny boy a blowjob. The dialogue leading up to it was so ridiculous that I was going to skip over the scene but once she got to work it turned out to be pretty good. "Oh, mother!" The only time he doesn't sound like he is reading off a giant cue-card is when he says "I'm going to cum." Mom deserves a $2 tip junior.
I remember reading a while back that Harry Reems-co-star of Deep Throat and other epics, some in Super 8 (the quality movies), some in it's precursor 8mm and some which seem pointless to watch since it might be porn...or a still photo, difficult to say. Anyway, Harry claimed to have some acting abilities but I can report that unless every "director" he worked with told him to act like a complete idiot he is not an actor. Although he could caper about kind of like the Riddler on the original Batman TV show. If I had been the director I would have been waving a pry bar around and telling him to "Dial that shit down by at least 50%!"
I was looking through another vintage-era movie and whenever I see 10 consecutive minutes without any sex I start mumbling and skip ahead then WTF?! more so-called acting. By then I am saying out loud "Shut up-SHUT THE FUCK UP!" More often than not I have the sound muted-never know when the bad acting will be at the decibel level of The Who in the 70s-Pete Townsend was being interviewed and he said a doctor told him he had better learn how to read lips. Yes, that loud. Although there is some lip-reading in porn, heh heh...
https://xhamster.com/videos/very-vintage-blowjobs-handjobs-9268896
There is a scene starting around 27:00-mom giving sonny boy a blowjob. The dialogue leading up to it was so ridiculous that I was going to skip over the scene but once she got to work it turned out to be pretty good. "Oh, mother!" The only time he doesn't sound like he is reading off a giant cue-card is when he says "I'm going to cum." Mom deserves a $2 tip junior.
7年前
