A trip to the store
Wife and I went to one of the big box stores in town(Walmart, Target, etc.) for some items. I like going so I can watch people, and some of the people in my town are quite hilarious to watch. I'm certain they think the same of me too.
While she is taking her time looking at everything on every shelf in the store i wandered off to take a whiz. About 20 foot ahead of me through most of the aisles was this guy in baggy khaki shorts. I was thinking then "my wife would love those on me, she always complains my dick is too hard to get out of my jeans to play with while I'm driving" When I got there I see only 2 urinals, and the customary wall between them is missing. Great, not modest, nor much of an exhibitionist either
So, here I am whizzing like I have not in days and when i look down I see out of the corner of my eye this damn white anaconda hanging out of this guys shorts. As you may expect he sees me eyeing it and just steps back and turns towards me and said, look all you want, touch it if you want, it is real. Oh shit how did I get to this point where the first real dick I ever lay my eyes on besides mine is not only huge as my arm but being offered to me to feel too. SO, with trembling hand I reach out and take hold of it. Wow does it ever feel weird, and heavy. I'll bet this thing weighs 2 pounds and it aint hard yet either. He then ask if i'd like to have a taste of it,,,,,,,,,, damn right I would! Never touched another dick, much less sucked on one so as you can imagine, I'm shaking like a leaf. But,,, we can't do this here, in this bathroom. I'll, I mean we'll get caught. I then had a flash of conscious, my wife is out there shopping, and I blurted out something I have no idea why, I said," I bet my wife would love to see this too! After some brief discussion he said, either take a picture and show her or have her come here and look. I took my phone and took a picture.
As I turned to make it to the door some one came in, damn that was close, almost caught. When I found my wife i was explaining to her what happened, she listened very intently and when i finished she patted me on the head and said I had a great imagination. So I showed her the picture. She almost fainted ! Where is this she ask, go find him I want to see it or feel it for myself. Well, he wasn't too hard to find, he was in aisle behind us about 30 foot looking at coffee makers. I told her to just walk right up and step in front of him and reach back and give him a squeeze. I would never believed it if I didn't see it, but she did just that, walked right up, stepped between him and the shelf and I saw her reach back,,,, for a long time she was reaching back. He gave her his phone number on a slip of paper, we are supposed to meet with him later. I'll write again how that goes.
While she is taking her time looking at everything on every shelf in the store i wandered off to take a whiz. About 20 foot ahead of me through most of the aisles was this guy in baggy khaki shorts. I was thinking then "my wife would love those on me, she always complains my dick is too hard to get out of my jeans to play with while I'm driving" When I got there I see only 2 urinals, and the customary wall between them is missing. Great, not modest, nor much of an exhibitionist either
So, here I am whizzing like I have not in days and when i look down I see out of the corner of my eye this damn white anaconda hanging out of this guys shorts. As you may expect he sees me eyeing it and just steps back and turns towards me and said, look all you want, touch it if you want, it is real. Oh shit how did I get to this point where the first real dick I ever lay my eyes on besides mine is not only huge as my arm but being offered to me to feel too. SO, with trembling hand I reach out and take hold of it. Wow does it ever feel weird, and heavy. I'll bet this thing weighs 2 pounds and it aint hard yet either. He then ask if i'd like to have a taste of it,,,,,,,,,, damn right I would! Never touched another dick, much less sucked on one so as you can imagine, I'm shaking like a leaf. But,,, we can't do this here, in this bathroom. I'll, I mean we'll get caught. I then had a flash of conscious, my wife is out there shopping, and I blurted out something I have no idea why, I said," I bet my wife would love to see this too! After some brief discussion he said, either take a picture and show her or have her come here and look. I took my phone and took a picture.
As I turned to make it to the door some one came in, damn that was close, almost caught. When I found my wife i was explaining to her what happened, she listened very intently and when i finished she patted me on the head and said I had a great imagination. So I showed her the picture. She almost fainted ! Where is this she ask, go find him I want to see it or feel it for myself. Well, he wasn't too hard to find, he was in aisle behind us about 30 foot looking at coffee makers. I told her to just walk right up and step in front of him and reach back and give him a squeeze. I would never believed it if I didn't see it, but she did just that, walked right up, stepped between him and the shelf and I saw her reach back,,,, for a long time she was reaching back. He gave her his phone number on a slip of paper, we are supposed to meet with him later. I'll write again how that goes.
7年前
