Theatre

Today,I wake up already half dressed (I do not remember putting these clothes on)
I wish the phone would stop!!! Answering, I do my best to hold a conversation.
It is a friend of mine telling me about nothing I am paying attention to.
Although; I speak the sounds "ah, uh-huh, ooh, ugh, huh ooh!"are coming from my mouth.
I am fully awake now!
Oh shit!
My "ooh's and uh-hughs" are mimicking the porn still playing on my computer from last night.
"Yup, yeah, got it,the fuck!?, why? Who? Uhgh..na, naw, ugh, uh-huh, uhhuh mmm yup, mmhmmm yes,uh-hugh....
I gotta go!!!!"
I hang up

As I glance down, both my dildos (which were packed away) stand erect, next too two bottles of unopened
Jungle juice!
Finally I am aware of my surroundings.
At some point Sarah took control!

I have a theatre date?
Wholly shit....
We are only half ready........