Granny on the beach

 This is just a short wank story.

Living by the sea in the summer is one of the best times for an old lecherous granny fucker like me. I like the fact that those old gals just don’t bother keeping their fat legs together and nowadays, don’t wear long skirts. Nor, as I found out one day, do they bother about showing off their hairy fannies.


It was midweek and dressed in my usual shorts, shirt, and sandals I was taking my daily walk alone the shoreline when my eyes zeroed a lovely BBW granny, sunning herself. However, what really caught my eye was the amount of hair poking from the gusset of her swimsuit. And looking closer I noticed that the said gusset was thinner than normal. It was as if she wanted everyone to get a good eyeful.


This was too good an opportunity to miss. So having nothing to lose I went up to her and asked if I could keep her company.
‘Do you want to keep me company, or just get a better look at this’ as she opened her legs.
I was very intrigued. Here was a large lady aged at least 75 and a brazen exhibitionist. ‘Ok I’m hooked, do you enjoy showing off or is there another reason’.

‘No its far simpler than that, yes, I like showing off and strange as it might seem for a woman of my age, I enjoy sex and the only way I can get it these days, is by showing off my best attributes. And it never fails. Men of all ages just can’t resist. How old are you sweetie 65-70?

Her name was Connie and she asked me to lie next to her so we could ‘get to know each other better’. She asked if I was attracted to her hairy fanny, to which I said yes.
‘ You know, sweetie, I just like it better when men like a really bushy fanny’ Turning on her side, added, ‘ go on have feel, I know you want to, nobody is interested in what us two old farts are doing’.

Turning on my side facing her I slipped my hand down into her undergrowth, pulled the thin gusset aside, and started fingering her. ‘Oh that’s nice; now let’s see what you’ve got’.

Deftly sliding her hand down my shorts she smiled and said, ‘that’s a lovely piece of meat, sweetie. Now, we are in the right place, let’s cum together’.

Finding her clit now swollen, I rubbed it gently as she rubbed my pre-cum over and up and down my cock. We must have been at it for a good 10 minutes, when we  both cum.

Rolling back, Connie remarked that was a good beginning and asked if I had any special requests. But just as I started to answer, she stopped me. ‘Hold that thought sweetie, I need a pee’. Lying back, she pulled up her knees, pulled the gusset aside and pissed into the sand with my cum dribbling out as well.