GLORYOUSE UNDESIRVED MERCEY!

I AM NOW THURTTYEIGHT YEARS OF AGE.WHEN I WAS TWEETY YEARS OF AGE,I ATTEND A QUOTE PARTY GET,TO,GETHER NEEDLESS TO SAY I WAS ALWAYS I CENTER OF ATTENTION,I WAS DRIVEING A 7*****WASAKI NINJA,AFTER I HAD A THURTTY BEERS TO MENY,I WAS DARED TO GET AT A VERY HIGHRATE OF SPEED.POLICE REPORT SEID THAT I WAS MOVING EIGHTYTHREE MILES AN HOUR,FROM THE EMPACT OF MY HEAD ON THE TREE,ON TOP OF THAT ONE YEAR PRYER.I WAS ASSALTEED HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BEERBOTTLE