What about meeee

I was sitting on the shitter
playing with my spitter
when a knock came at the bathroom door

I yelled, "occupied" and I could have nearly died
when the door swung open any way

It was my girlfriend "jo"
who some of you just might know
and she was grinning from ear to ear

she said, "I know what you are doing and it got my juices stewing,
how about a little toilet head"

I said, "Yes please" as she sank down on her knees
and wrapped her lips around my aching cock

she kept on bobbing up and down
from the base to just below the crown
and I was getting really close

then just as i was to cum. i relaxed a bit
and out came a big ol' piece of shit
some splattered and went everywhere

she had dots on her hands and face
and her dimple was now replaced
i went about whipping myself clean

as i started walking out the door
she was wanting something more
and yelled,"hey, what about me"?

I said, You did real good" but your a mess. clean yourself up and go make me a sandwich, I'm starving