JO Quiz

Random Masturbation Quiz
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 60
At what age did you start masturbating? 11
How many times a week do you masturbate? up to 20
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? I orgasm every time I masturbate
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Where do you masturbate:
In bed? YEs
In the shower? No
In the bath? No
Outdoors? Yes
At work? Have before
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Yes
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What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Never
A friend? Seldom
A friend's spouse? Yes
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? No
A member of the same sex? Yes
A member of the opposite sex? Mostly
A past lover? Sometimes
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What position do you play in:
On your back? Usually
Standing? Sometimes
Kneeling? Occasionally
Sitting? Yes
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How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Occasionally
Written erotica? Sometimes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? YES! Obviously
Something on TV? If porn is on TV and it usually is.
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What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? 1
Gay or lesbian sex? 9
Group sex or orgies? 4
Blow jobs/oral sex? 6
Cumshots? 2
Age play? 7
S&M? 8
Role playing? 5.
Kinky? 3
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Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
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Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Alot
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? Yes
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes
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Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
insert something or play with your ass? No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No
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Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Fuck yes
When was the last time you masturbated? This morning
Are you wet or hard now? Yes Hard as fuck
Are you going to masturbate now? Yes
Are you a masturbation addict? YES!
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes
What is the most you have played in one day? 10 or so when I was young, 6 since I became a real pervert 12 years ago