Virtually versus real...

Virtually vs real .
- Dad!Dad! At school, in computer class, I am asked to explain the difference between 'virtually' and 'really'.

- Well, ask your mother if she would sleep with another man for a million euros. The c***d obeys.

- Mom, would you sleep with another man for a million euros?
- Of course!

- Dad!Dad!She said yes!
- Well, now go and ask your sister.

- Mary, would you sleep with a man for a million euros?
- Of course!

- Dad!Dad!She said yes!
- Ok Also ask your older brother.

- John, would you sleep with a man for a million euros?
- Of course!

- Daddy, Daddy, he has also said yes!
- You see, 'VIRTUALLY' we have three million, but 'REALLY' just have a couple of sluts and a fag at home.