How I Fucked Your Mother, Ep. 2

Remember those few weeks I crashed at your house while you were away at school?

This is the moment I captured on my phone just before I got up from the other couch and fucked your mother.

It had been a long day. All she wanted was to go to an empty house, step out of her heels, pour herself a glass of wine and turn some Michael Buble on the stereo.

I offered to massage those feet and it didn't take long before she added a fifth priority to her night.

Getting laid.

I was more than happy to oblige.