OLD MAN tries NEW SHIT......

Any one that BELIEVES U "CANT TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS" don't know ANY OLD DOGS '............ This OLD DOG wants to TRY and IF I LIKE IT >>>>>>> Learn NEW tricks...... I'm from a time when "PHONE SEX: with your girl friend or mate was AWESOME ......' I don't have internet BUT I know someone that DOES !!!!!! I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO TEXT AND USE THE SAME HAND FOR (well you know) ....... So with that being said,,,PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME and TEACH THIS "OLD DOG" some new TRICKS ... After all I thought "ATM" meant Auto. CASH mech. NOT at the moment...