True Story

Late last night I was so hungry, didn't have anything to eat at home, so I decided I'd go to burger king. On my way there I got a message from a gorgeous woman to meet up for some oral, I would be giving only, no reciprocation. Now I'm thinking to myself "I am soooo hungry!" But I asked myself, "What if she tastes amazing??" So I gave in. I feasted on that delicious woman like there was no tomorrow.

I ate so well I wasn't even hungry anymore and went back home.
True story.