True story

Him: do you wanna play daddy daughter?

Me: ick

Him: it's only role play its not real, I know youre not my daughter, I actually have 2 teenage daughters

Me: double ick

Him: so do you want to or not?

Me: Um, ok. "Dad I'm sick of you perving on me, i'm leaving home and if you come after me I'll go to the police and tell them about our 'role playing' games"

Him: thats not how you play daddy daughter

Me: Ok lets try again, this time i'm the daddy

Him: No! theres no point then

Me: I'm the daddy

Him: Now youre just being stupid you little slut

Me: Where's the love dad?