Big Dick Wishes!!!!
This fantasy joke i borrowed from a friends page....
...A man walks into a restaurant bathroom needing to take a piss. While relieving himself, a 2-foot man goes to the lower c***dren’s urinal next to him and pulls out a schlong that would make even legendary porn star Long Dong Silver gasp. The man considered himself predominantly straight, but he couldn’t help but stare with his mouth agape at the small man’s cock.
He took a little longer to wash his hands and when the small man finished his piss, he finally couldn’t take it anymore. “I’m not gay or anything but that is the biggest cock I’ve ever seen!”
In full Irish brogue the little man said, “Yes, that is one of the benefits of being a leprechaun.”
The man asked, “Is there anyway that I could get a cock that big?”
“There is one way,” said the little man, “But I doubt you are willing enough to do it.”
“Tell me, I’ll do anything!” blurted out the man.
“Well, to get a wang this big, you have to get fucked up the ass by a leprechaun,” said the small man.
“Damn, that is harsh. But okay, I’ll do it! I mean, a dick that big…!”
The man dropped his drawers and bent over the sink. The little man plowed the man’s ass like a power drill penetrating cement. After the little man blew his load, he zipped up and started to walk out of the bathroom. The man looked down at his pecker and said, “Wait, my dick’s still the same size.”
The little man looked over his shoulder and said, “Aren’t you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?”
...A man walks into a restaurant bathroom needing to take a piss. While relieving himself, a 2-foot man goes to the lower c***dren’s urinal next to him and pulls out a schlong that would make even legendary porn star Long Dong Silver gasp. The man considered himself predominantly straight, but he couldn’t help but stare with his mouth agape at the small man’s cock.
He took a little longer to wash his hands and when the small man finished his piss, he finally couldn’t take it anymore. “I’m not gay or anything but that is the biggest cock I’ve ever seen!”
In full Irish brogue the little man said, “Yes, that is one of the benefits of being a leprechaun.”
The man asked, “Is there anyway that I could get a cock that big?”
“There is one way,” said the little man, “But I doubt you are willing enough to do it.”
“Tell me, I’ll do anything!” blurted out the man.
“Well, to get a wang this big, you have to get fucked up the ass by a leprechaun,” said the small man.
“Damn, that is harsh. But okay, I’ll do it! I mean, a dick that big…!”
The man dropped his drawers and bent over the sink. The little man plowed the man’s ass like a power drill penetrating cement. After the little man blew his load, he zipped up and started to walk out of the bathroom. The man looked down at his pecker and said, “Wait, my dick’s still the same size.”
The little man looked over his shoulder and said, “Aren’t you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?”
13年前
