I Need Help With Video!!!!

HI! I'm here today to ask if anyone can help me find a good video editor that is free? I tried a few but they have no features or it saves with a giant watermark on it. I want to be able to blur my face in some spots mainly but all the other bells and whistles would be nice too.
I'm really hoping somebody out there has a product key or something they are willing to share so i can get a good program and start putting some more exciting content up! Who knows, maybe someone out there who isn't broke like me wants to buy something that hopefully everyone can enjoy! :-).
If you have any suggestions let me know in the comments below....and if anyone reeeaally wants to be my hero and can get a legit copy of some decent video editing software, let me know down below and we'll get in contact and i'll give you my email address and we can go from there. The chat is really terrible on this site so if i don't happen to be looking at your message when it pops up I'm unlikely to see it, so if you want to help please say so down below instead of sending me a pm.
Thanks again to everyone who visits and tells me how much they enjoy my stuff, i really think its hot and fun listening to you guys talk about me ;-). Its been alot of fun posting and writing and now trying to get a few short videos on. I try not to just dump tons of trash on here and tend to pick the few random pics i like to put up, I hope to do the same with my vids but would like to clean them up.
Finally i'm just going to say that i think you all deserve something a little more dirty than usual, which is why I need the video software. Going to post a video of me sucking a guy i know, i'm attaching a pic as a sample, hope it motivates someone to help!!!! :-D Thanks so much!!!!