CHEESY DICK AND DIRTY BOXERS
CHEESY DICK AND DIRTY BOXERS
I just can’t help it the sight of another guy’s dirty sweaty, cum, sk** and piss stained boxers have always been a turn on for me, I know most people would puke at the thought of it but leave me alone in your bedroom for even a minute and I will be sniffing out your worn skanky boxers. Jake Jackson is my best mate we have been best mates since we were about **************, I think I was probably about Eleven the first time I sniffed a pair of dirty boxers, and they were Jakes Just another one of my mad kinks I suppose, and I have a few.
Jake has always been number one in my wank bank we know almost everything there is to know about each other, but he does not know that I have a kink for his dirty boxers. We have wanked together hundreds of times Jake has got a big cock mine is just under 6 inches, and it is a good bit bigger than mine they are both about the same thickness, but his dick is longer. Jake does not know that when I am wanking it is him, I am thinking about well most of the time it is but a few of my other mates get a turn too, I like to share my perversions around. Now let's get to the dirty part of this story.
It was about a week after I had my first gay experience with Kevin, the older brother of one of my other mates Danny, I thought I was the only guy on our Estate who thought about guys when he was wanking. But as it turns out, I was wrong, and after that first night with Kevin, I was addicted and was sneaking up to Kevin’s flat to do more gay stuff with him at every opportunity.
The third time I was with Kevin he said something about how big Jake’s cock was and how he should wash it more often as it stinks, I was surprised that he knew anything about the size of Jake’s cock never mind how it smelled. I was trying to find out how he knew so much about Jake’s cock when his phone rang and he had to go, he had warned me it would only be a quicky as he was waiting on someone picking him up, so I never got any more details. But he had planted the seed in my head that maybe I was not the only one of his brothers mates that he was having gay fun with. I had never tried anything sexual in any way with Jake, we have slept over at each other’s houses hundreds of times over the years and always slept in the same bed either his or mines, nearly every time we stay at each other’s we would have at least one wank together, but it has always been strictly touching our own cocks. I knew about Jake’s cheesy cock we often joked about it; My cock is usually the same, too many wanks and not enough showers leaves Barry with a cheesy Boab. And plenty of times I have ran my finger under my foreskin and stuck it under his nose giving it “Smell my cheese” when he was not expecting it, and he has done the same to me often, in fact, most of my mates have done that to each other at some time.
But I could just not work out how Kevin knew about the size of his dick or how it smelt, it was playing on my mind, and I was turning myself on imagining all sorts of scenarios in my head. Danny was our mate but we never really had much to do with his brother. Most of our mates had gone to the party at his flat, but that was the first time I had ever been in his company. I would see him in the street, or if we went to Danny’s house to get him, but we never hung around with him. Jake was my best mate, and we were nearly always together so I could not work out how he could know about anything about his dick. And although Danny was our mate as far as I knew none of us had ever stayed over at his house because Danny had another four brothers, so there was no room at his home for anyone to stay over. It prayed on my mind how he could know.
I had not seen Kevin for three days since he had mentioned Jake’s cock, I had texted him a few times, but he was always either out or going out. Jake stayed at mine on the Saturday night after I had last seen Kevin. I share a room with my older brother, but he was staying at his girlfriend's house as he did most weekends, but he would not allow Jake or any of my mates to sleep in his bed even although he was not coming home. So me and Jake were in my bed, as usual, it was about 1 am or something like that, my mind had been working overtime, I think I had probably had about a hundred wanks over the previous days imagining Jake doing the same things with Kevin as I had and it turned me on big time, but also made me very jealous that he might be sucking off Kevin and had never done the same for me..
“Right sad sacks I am going to have a quick wank and then going to sleep I am fucked,” Jake said, and then almost immediately he was fisting his cock.
“Jake do you want to swap boxers,” I said
“Whit the fuck do you mean swap boxers ya knob.”
“You give me your boxers, and I will give you mine to wear” I replied
“What the fuck would you want to do that for, any way you would not wear my boxers I have had them on for three days and had plenty of good farts in them” he laughed
“I would still wear them I have had mines on for two days and bet they are dirtier than yours are.”
“You win, I am not getting into an argument on who has the dirtiest boxers at this time of night.”
“No seriously I want to swap boxers please” I put on my begging tone.”
“You want my boxers then you better take them off me, and while you’re at it you can finish off this wank too.”
“Ok then I will”
“Go for it then perv boy” Jake kicked back the blankets the waistband of his boxers were already under his balls as he was mid-wank. He had on a pair of dark grey Next boxers, he just lay there as I pulled them down over his feet, but you should have seen the look on his face when I stuck his boxers under my nose and at the same time took a grip of his cock.
“No fucking way Man what are you on,” he said, but he never tried to stop me.
I had his boxers in one hand and was wanking him with the other hand pulling his foreskin all the way over the head, and back I could smell a faint hint of cheese, but I had smelt much worse from my own cock plenty of times. I had only been wanking him for about 30 seconds when he grabbed my hand.
“Barry what the fuck are you doing you, nutter. What the fuck is the sniffing my boxers about.”
“Why did Kevin Jones not sniff your boxers” I knew I was right by the look on his face,
“What the fuck you on about”
“When Kevin Jones sucked your cock, did he not sniff your boxers as well.”
“Who the fuck said Kevin Jones sucked my cock.”
“Kevin Jones did when he was sucking mine.”
“Oh Kevin Jones talks with his mouth full does he”
“Ok well after he sucked my cock.”
“When did he suck your cock” he stammered
“A few times.”
“Did he sniff your boxers as well then.”
“No did he fuck; it looks like I am the only one with that kink .”
“Barry did you suck his cock.”
“Yea a few times, how many times did you suck his.”
“I have never sucked his fucking cock, I woke up and he was wanking me, and I told him to fuck off.”
“What do you mean.”
“Me and Danny were helping him paint his flat, but Danny had to go and meet Kelly, So I stayed to help him finish the painting, we had a few beers, and I crashed out on his Sofa. Then about 2 in the morning, I woke up with a weird feeling then realised he was giving me a wank. I told him to fuck off and just went home. I did not know he sucked my cock as well, the fucking pervert.”
“Why did you not tell me about it.”
“Duh, oh yea by the way lads, I got a wank off Kevin Jones last night, what did you lot get up too.”
“Fair enough.”
“Whit the fuck is the boxers thing all about though”
“ I don’t know just an Idea I had”
“So how does this work we sniff each other’s boxers and wank each other off at the same time.”
“Yea if you're up for it, it’s different init..”
“Your not fucking k**ding there, get them off and give me them, and I want a fucking blow job too. if you gave that prick one..”
“ You can have as many blow jobs as you want.”
“ Why not a blow job is a blow job even if it is off an ugly cunt like you.”
I could not believe he was going to let me suck his cock. I never gave him the chance to change his mind, cheesy or not his cock was in my mouth, to be fair I think I got his cock on a good day as there was hardly any taste of it at all. I had wanked myself crazy so many times imagining I was sucking his cock that I think it came naturally, and within three or four minutes I got rewarded with a mouthful of his cum. After he shot his load in my mouth, he took hold of my cock and began wanking me; he declared straight away that he was not putting it in his mouth, I don’t blame him mines was seriously cheesy we are talking the blue stuff here not off white like his was. I lay back on the bed sniffing his boxers as Jake fisted my cock to completion after he wiped my cum from his hand with my boxers he had a quick sniff but I don’t think he got the same buzz out of my boxers as I did from his, he just did not get it at all.
There is no doubt our friendship changed that night but it was for the better, we lay in my bed and drifted off to sleep me as the little spoon and Jake the big one I will never forget the feeling of his dick resting hard between the cheeks of my arse it just felt so good.
We got woke up in the morning with my brother coming into the room to get his football kit as he was going to play football. He never caught on that we were both naked under the sheets but he still called us a couple of poofs and asked if we had been shagging each other as the room stunk of cum, I know he was just being sarcastic and trying to wind us up, but he will never know how close to that we were.
On a Sunday morning My Mum and Dad run a market stall and my two sisters help them out, So as soon as my brother went to football we had the house to ourselves, I asked Jake if he would have a shower with me and he agreed at first we were having a bit of a carry on but when I started to wash his cock things got a bit more serious. I kissed him on the lips, and he kissed me back then we just went for it with full-on kissing tongues and everything, our soapy cocks slipping off each other our hands were all over each other, then when I felt his finger on my hole I knew what was coming and I wanted it, Jake asked if he could fuck me and I said yes, he took some shower gel and rubbed it into my cunt and turned me facing the shower wall his cock pushed against my hole at first it resisted and he got a little more shower gel, I think both of us wanted to do this as much as each other, when his cock pushed past my ring it was a little painful but not enough for me to stop him. It never lasted long only about two or three minutes, I was too tight, and he was too excited, but the feeling of his cock jerking inside me was amazing. I had been wanking to Jake for years always imagining us doing stuff like this, but never had any of those fantasies even came close to how good to the real thing was.
We got out of the shower and dried off then went back through to my bedroom where we got on the bed 69 and sucked each other's dicks, there was not wild face fucking or deep throat just two guys learning how to pleasure each other we both gagged and struggled to take each other's length, but it was fantastic after about twenty minutes we got dressed in case my brother came home, but I kept Jakes boxers and gave him a clean pair of mine.
We made a pact that this would be our secret and that we were not gay but only two mates helping each other out until we got serious girlfriends, Kevin has texted me a few times, but I said I am not into doing that stuff again. Jake is enough for me as soon as we are alone now we are all over each other, as if it is as natural as passing a ball between us walking down the street, we have sucked and wanked each other in all sorts of places even on a bus. We have only fucked twice since that first time as it is hard to find somewhere to do it, his house is too busy, and there is nearly always someone in mine, and just as I started shagging, my brother stopped his girlfriend sacked him, so he is at home at the weekend. Jake insists that he is not gay and that we are not boyfriends me I am not so sure about either, but I am more than happy with our arrangement, I still steal a sniff at my mate's dirty boxers if I get a chance and if I were to rip back my foreskin right now yip it would be cheesy.
I just can’t help it the sight of another guy’s dirty sweaty, cum, sk** and piss stained boxers have always been a turn on for me, I know most people would puke at the thought of it but leave me alone in your bedroom for even a minute and I will be sniffing out your worn skanky boxers. Jake Jackson is my best mate we have been best mates since we were about **************, I think I was probably about Eleven the first time I sniffed a pair of dirty boxers, and they were Jakes Just another one of my mad kinks I suppose, and I have a few.
Jake has always been number one in my wank bank we know almost everything there is to know about each other, but he does not know that I have a kink for his dirty boxers. We have wanked together hundreds of times Jake has got a big cock mine is just under 6 inches, and it is a good bit bigger than mine they are both about the same thickness, but his dick is longer. Jake does not know that when I am wanking it is him, I am thinking about well most of the time it is but a few of my other mates get a turn too, I like to share my perversions around. Now let's get to the dirty part of this story.
It was about a week after I had my first gay experience with Kevin, the older brother of one of my other mates Danny, I thought I was the only guy on our Estate who thought about guys when he was wanking. But as it turns out, I was wrong, and after that first night with Kevin, I was addicted and was sneaking up to Kevin’s flat to do more gay stuff with him at every opportunity.
The third time I was with Kevin he said something about how big Jake’s cock was and how he should wash it more often as it stinks, I was surprised that he knew anything about the size of Jake’s cock never mind how it smelled. I was trying to find out how he knew so much about Jake’s cock when his phone rang and he had to go, he had warned me it would only be a quicky as he was waiting on someone picking him up, so I never got any more details. But he had planted the seed in my head that maybe I was not the only one of his brothers mates that he was having gay fun with. I had never tried anything sexual in any way with Jake, we have slept over at each other’s houses hundreds of times over the years and always slept in the same bed either his or mines, nearly every time we stay at each other’s we would have at least one wank together, but it has always been strictly touching our own cocks. I knew about Jake’s cheesy cock we often joked about it; My cock is usually the same, too many wanks and not enough showers leaves Barry with a cheesy Boab. And plenty of times I have ran my finger under my foreskin and stuck it under his nose giving it “Smell my cheese” when he was not expecting it, and he has done the same to me often, in fact, most of my mates have done that to each other at some time.
But I could just not work out how Kevin knew about the size of his dick or how it smelt, it was playing on my mind, and I was turning myself on imagining all sorts of scenarios in my head. Danny was our mate but we never really had much to do with his brother. Most of our mates had gone to the party at his flat, but that was the first time I had ever been in his company. I would see him in the street, or if we went to Danny’s house to get him, but we never hung around with him. Jake was my best mate, and we were nearly always together so I could not work out how he could know about anything about his dick. And although Danny was our mate as far as I knew none of us had ever stayed over at his house because Danny had another four brothers, so there was no room at his home for anyone to stay over. It prayed on my mind how he could know.
I had not seen Kevin for three days since he had mentioned Jake’s cock, I had texted him a few times, but he was always either out or going out. Jake stayed at mine on the Saturday night after I had last seen Kevin. I share a room with my older brother, but he was staying at his girlfriend's house as he did most weekends, but he would not allow Jake or any of my mates to sleep in his bed even although he was not coming home. So me and Jake were in my bed, as usual, it was about 1 am or something like that, my mind had been working overtime, I think I had probably had about a hundred wanks over the previous days imagining Jake doing the same things with Kevin as I had and it turned me on big time, but also made me very jealous that he might be sucking off Kevin and had never done the same for me..
“Right sad sacks I am going to have a quick wank and then going to sleep I am fucked,” Jake said, and then almost immediately he was fisting his cock.
“Jake do you want to swap boxers,” I said
“Whit the fuck do you mean swap boxers ya knob.”
“You give me your boxers, and I will give you mine to wear” I replied
“What the fuck would you want to do that for, any way you would not wear my boxers I have had them on for three days and had plenty of good farts in them” he laughed
“I would still wear them I have had mines on for two days and bet they are dirtier than yours are.”
“You win, I am not getting into an argument on who has the dirtiest boxers at this time of night.”
“No seriously I want to swap boxers please” I put on my begging tone.”
“You want my boxers then you better take them off me, and while you’re at it you can finish off this wank too.”
“Ok then I will”
“Go for it then perv boy” Jake kicked back the blankets the waistband of his boxers were already under his balls as he was mid-wank. He had on a pair of dark grey Next boxers, he just lay there as I pulled them down over his feet, but you should have seen the look on his face when I stuck his boxers under my nose and at the same time took a grip of his cock.
“No fucking way Man what are you on,” he said, but he never tried to stop me.
I had his boxers in one hand and was wanking him with the other hand pulling his foreskin all the way over the head, and back I could smell a faint hint of cheese, but I had smelt much worse from my own cock plenty of times. I had only been wanking him for about 30 seconds when he grabbed my hand.
“Barry what the fuck are you doing you, nutter. What the fuck is the sniffing my boxers about.”
“Why did Kevin Jones not sniff your boxers” I knew I was right by the look on his face,
“What the fuck you on about”
“When Kevin Jones sucked your cock, did he not sniff your boxers as well.”
“Who the fuck said Kevin Jones sucked my cock.”
“Kevin Jones did when he was sucking mine.”
“Oh Kevin Jones talks with his mouth full does he”
“Ok well after he sucked my cock.”
“When did he suck your cock” he stammered
“A few times.”
“Did he sniff your boxers as well then.”
“No did he fuck; it looks like I am the only one with that kink .”
“Barry did you suck his cock.”
“Yea a few times, how many times did you suck his.”
“I have never sucked his fucking cock, I woke up and he was wanking me, and I told him to fuck off.”
“What do you mean.”
“Me and Danny were helping him paint his flat, but Danny had to go and meet Kelly, So I stayed to help him finish the painting, we had a few beers, and I crashed out on his Sofa. Then about 2 in the morning, I woke up with a weird feeling then realised he was giving me a wank. I told him to fuck off and just went home. I did not know he sucked my cock as well, the fucking pervert.”
“Why did you not tell me about it.”
“Duh, oh yea by the way lads, I got a wank off Kevin Jones last night, what did you lot get up too.”
“Fair enough.”
“Whit the fuck is the boxers thing all about though”
“ I don’t know just an Idea I had”
“So how does this work we sniff each other’s boxers and wank each other off at the same time.”
“Yea if you're up for it, it’s different init..”
“Your not fucking k**ding there, get them off and give me them, and I want a fucking blow job too. if you gave that prick one..”
“ You can have as many blow jobs as you want.”
“ Why not a blow job is a blow job even if it is off an ugly cunt like you.”
I could not believe he was going to let me suck his cock. I never gave him the chance to change his mind, cheesy or not his cock was in my mouth, to be fair I think I got his cock on a good day as there was hardly any taste of it at all. I had wanked myself crazy so many times imagining I was sucking his cock that I think it came naturally, and within three or four minutes I got rewarded with a mouthful of his cum. After he shot his load in my mouth, he took hold of my cock and began wanking me; he declared straight away that he was not putting it in his mouth, I don’t blame him mines was seriously cheesy we are talking the blue stuff here not off white like his was. I lay back on the bed sniffing his boxers as Jake fisted my cock to completion after he wiped my cum from his hand with my boxers he had a quick sniff but I don’t think he got the same buzz out of my boxers as I did from his, he just did not get it at all.
There is no doubt our friendship changed that night but it was for the better, we lay in my bed and drifted off to sleep me as the little spoon and Jake the big one I will never forget the feeling of his dick resting hard between the cheeks of my arse it just felt so good.
We got woke up in the morning with my brother coming into the room to get his football kit as he was going to play football. He never caught on that we were both naked under the sheets but he still called us a couple of poofs and asked if we had been shagging each other as the room stunk of cum, I know he was just being sarcastic and trying to wind us up, but he will never know how close to that we were.
On a Sunday morning My Mum and Dad run a market stall and my two sisters help them out, So as soon as my brother went to football we had the house to ourselves, I asked Jake if he would have a shower with me and he agreed at first we were having a bit of a carry on but when I started to wash his cock things got a bit more serious. I kissed him on the lips, and he kissed me back then we just went for it with full-on kissing tongues and everything, our soapy cocks slipping off each other our hands were all over each other, then when I felt his finger on my hole I knew what was coming and I wanted it, Jake asked if he could fuck me and I said yes, he took some shower gel and rubbed it into my cunt and turned me facing the shower wall his cock pushed against my hole at first it resisted and he got a little more shower gel, I think both of us wanted to do this as much as each other, when his cock pushed past my ring it was a little painful but not enough for me to stop him. It never lasted long only about two or three minutes, I was too tight, and he was too excited, but the feeling of his cock jerking inside me was amazing. I had been wanking to Jake for years always imagining us doing stuff like this, but never had any of those fantasies even came close to how good to the real thing was.
We got out of the shower and dried off then went back through to my bedroom where we got on the bed 69 and sucked each other's dicks, there was not wild face fucking or deep throat just two guys learning how to pleasure each other we both gagged and struggled to take each other's length, but it was fantastic after about twenty minutes we got dressed in case my brother came home, but I kept Jakes boxers and gave him a clean pair of mine.
We made a pact that this would be our secret and that we were not gay but only two mates helping each other out until we got serious girlfriends, Kevin has texted me a few times, but I said I am not into doing that stuff again. Jake is enough for me as soon as we are alone now we are all over each other, as if it is as natural as passing a ball between us walking down the street, we have sucked and wanked each other in all sorts of places even on a bus. We have only fucked twice since that first time as it is hard to find somewhere to do it, his house is too busy, and there is nearly always someone in mine, and just as I started shagging, my brother stopped his girlfriend sacked him, so he is at home at the weekend. Jake insists that he is not gay and that we are not boyfriends me I am not so sure about either, but I am more than happy with our arrangement, I still steal a sniff at my mate's dirty boxers if I get a chance and if I were to rip back my foreskin right now yip it would be cheesy.
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