Fake Cum Recipe
For those who may have a "cum kink" like me...
- Microwavable Ziploc containers
- non-toxic white paint (arts and crafts)
- method of delivery (squeeze/spray bottle)
- tub of methylcellulose (Willpowder, can be purchased off amazon)
Methylcellulose (MC from now on) is a non-digestible additive often found in laxatives, but is often used as an emulsifier in the cooking industry. Non-toxic and completely safe.
1 - The ziploc containers should have gradations on the side (probably up to 3 cups of measurement). It's up to you how much of this stuff you'd like to make. Add the desired amount of water to the container and begin microwaving at NO MORE THAN 30 SECONDS AT A TIME. This is because the water can become SUPERHEATED without actually boiling. If you'd rather heat the water on the stove you can do that, just be careful pouring it into the ziploc container.
2 - Carefully remove the container with the hot water and add 1 TBSP of MC for every cup of water you've heated. The best recommendation that I can make is start out slow by adding the MC, then covering the container and shaking the shit out of it, then test the consistency and make sure it's what you want when it comes to thickness. Your choice.
3 - When you've got the consistency where you want it to be then add a couple drops of the non-toxic white paint for coloring. Again, add and mix until you get the look that you want.
4 - Once cooled a bit you can transfer it to the container of your choice. Personally, I like to keep it in a clear squeeze bottle typically used for condiments at a picnic.
This stuff is water soluble, easy to clean up, and holds for a long while. Enjoy!
- Microwavable Ziploc containers
- non-toxic white paint (arts and crafts)
- method of delivery (squeeze/spray bottle)
- tub of methylcellulose (Willpowder, can be purchased off amazon)
Methylcellulose (MC from now on) is a non-digestible additive often found in laxatives, but is often used as an emulsifier in the cooking industry. Non-toxic and completely safe.
1 - The ziploc containers should have gradations on the side (probably up to 3 cups of measurement). It's up to you how much of this stuff you'd like to make. Add the desired amount of water to the container and begin microwaving at NO MORE THAN 30 SECONDS AT A TIME. This is because the water can become SUPERHEATED without actually boiling. If you'd rather heat the water on the stove you can do that, just be careful pouring it into the ziploc container.
2 - Carefully remove the container with the hot water and add 1 TBSP of MC for every cup of water you've heated. The best recommendation that I can make is start out slow by adding the MC, then covering the container and shaking the shit out of it, then test the consistency and make sure it's what you want when it comes to thickness. Your choice.
3 - When you've got the consistency where you want it to be then add a couple drops of the non-toxic white paint for coloring. Again, add and mix until you get the look that you want.
4 - Once cooled a bit you can transfer it to the container of your choice. Personally, I like to keep it in a clear squeeze bottle typically used for condiments at a picnic.
This stuff is water soluble, easy to clean up, and holds for a long while. Enjoy!
6年前
