As We Speak

I swear me and my toys are the best of friends. Without them my asshole would not get the satisfaction that it so dire deserves. And why wouldn't I be close to them, they literally get more ass from me than any guy will ever get, unless they proves to be worthy to even be in my presence. And I just love myself a beautiful ass large mushroom head white dick, I literally lose my fucking mind when I see one that's clean shaven...I despise dick with a lot of hair. Hint, hint.