Things that I'm into that are niche

I've had a hard time finding partners to partake in some of the more esoteric things that I am into. It's not particularly that they are weird things but some people don't see the appeal or think I'm pulling their leg to get them to do more. Some if not most of these things are really selfish, and I am more than willing to indulge others in some selfish behaviour but nothing comes of it.

Any way here is a list of somethings that are hard to find partners for, for some reason.

Smoking fetish (particularly 420) this is the type of thing where I want a girl to just sit on my face a smoke a huge fucking joint, nothing more to it than that, I even will provide the weed.

Fucking thighs, had a religious girl friend in college and she wouldn't fuck but had thick thighs and ass and would let me get off fucking between her thighs or between her ass cheeks.

I've got daddy issues (who doesn't) and just want to get tackle fucked by an older, burly hairy guy. No oral or anything, just hold me down and go for it. Admittedly this is more a fear thing than a partner thing.

Half my age and twice my age fetish, I'm 36 so half my age would be an 18 y/o girl and twice my age would be 72.

Just spending a day flip-flop fucking a transexual.

Eating some pussy at the park or by the lake ( I live right next to the lake and there are so many yoga pants wearing milfs in this neighbourhood.

any way thats the hardest things I have had fulfilling, hit me up if you can help or know someone who can.