We are a couple but she is,.... I can play though,

If you list yourself as a couple, then we expect a couple. Men are the ones that seem to be the principle liars in this. We are not interested in you or her one on one, we can pick up singles in a convenience store. If you introduce yourself as a couple, as part of a couple or in any way shape or form, resembling a couple, then come up with some lame excuse as to why she is not available and you are, we simply are not interested. Why? Because experience tells us you are a lying, conniving, low life that needs to check yourself out before you even begin to interact with other people on an intimate level. More likely you are needing to actually check yourself in for some serious psych help.

If you are a single guy, man up and be a single guy, not some lonely guy loser I would not even allow my dog to lick your ass kind of schmuck.