Thank God for Leather Seats

Out of town on a family trip to see family for the holidays. It's great seeing family, and seeing movies, and baking and shopping and all, but sometimes I just get stir crazy. So, me and my cousin (a year younger than me) decided we needed to go hang with some of her friends and do a little partying. Problem is, she is younger than me and there was no way I thought we were getting into a bar. So I told her I would go to the liquor store (I'm still not legal to buy, as you know). I have blown the guy at liquor stores before to sell to me, so I figured I would do it again. Be fun for me and I would get our drink. OMG, it was totally a girl, and she was not into me being friendly. Ugh.

So I waited outside to find the right guy. Found one and offered to blow him if he took my money and bought our booze. He asked what he got if he paid for the booze and I thought, why not, but it's going to be a big order. So yes, you guessed it, I let a complete stranger married guy crawl between my legs and on top of me in my parent's minivan. Thank God for seats cuz that dude may not have cum in a year based on how huge his load was.

Had to leave the windows down on the van all night because after that guy, and the guy from the party I snuck out with, that van smelled like semen! (of course, so did I, but that was easier to hide). Anyway, do you think Santa will still bring me any presents, or did being naughty in the family car kill my chances?