Why Are People So Damn Thirsty?
I'm not gonna take forever to say what I gotta say. It's gonna be broken down into 3 sections for a better understanding to the ones that don't comprehend as well as others. Here it is in a nutshell, or should I say nut sack. <div>
</div><div>1. No Profile Pic</div><div>Nothing irks me more than a profile that has no picture galleries and/or especially no profile pic. How do I know who I'm talking to, because I'm one that believes in seeing who you are opposed to you either hiding from a spouse, your job, your k**s, or you're just ugly as fuck. So with that being said, if you're already on friends list with no pic or galleries with you in them, consider yourselves some lucky asses. And the ones sending a request with no pic, go and get you some content then send the request, or go and fuck yourself. </div><div>
</div><div>2 On the Down Low/Disceet</div><div>This has always been funny to me, confusing but funny, and it goes out to all the dating apps in the world. "Hi, my name is _____ and I'm discreet, do you wanna meet up for coffee?" My answer was always the same, "hell naw, to the naw naw naw", lmao. People are so stupid these days, and it seems like being discreet has taken the world by storm. Being discreet means that noone knows who you are at all and any time. So why in the fuck is your stupid ass on a gay dating site trying to meet people? That's not being discreet, that's being sneaky. The very next person that sends me any kind of message i'mma meet with them and take all types of pictures, then post them bitches on every website I can, I might even run an ad in newspapers in about 13 states, lmao. The ones with no face pics are hilarious, now what you think about the dumbasses with a face pic? How in the fuck are you discreet? What kind of discretion are you? Y'all shouldn't be discreet, y'all should be invisible. </div><div>
</div><div>3. Let Me See Your......... </div><div>Man I'm tired of muthafuckas that message me and the first thing out of their mouth is, "let me see your ass", or "let me see your dick." Why? What ever happened to being polite and speaking to a person first? Everytime I log in to a site here they come with that lame ass line, "sup sexy, Wyd? Can I come over? Let me see your cock", or "let me see how fat that ass is." I promise if I had a dollar for each time I heard that bullshit I'd be a rich bitch by now. And the funny thing about it is that it's the same people like they don't remember me telling them I'm not interested at all in them or that lack ass pickup line. I guess the thirst is real huh? Because either these muthafuckas are thirsty, or they're drinking haterade. It don't matter though, either way you're fucked, especially if you respond to that stupid shit.
That's my post for today and I hope you guys enjoy it, because it's real, I cannot make this shit up lol. And always remember that the thirst is real. And to all of you thirsty discreet picture hoarders with no profile pic, drink water it helps. </div>
</div><div>1. No Profile Pic</div><div>Nothing irks me more than a profile that has no picture galleries and/or especially no profile pic. How do I know who I'm talking to, because I'm one that believes in seeing who you are opposed to you either hiding from a spouse, your job, your k**s, or you're just ugly as fuck. So with that being said, if you're already on friends list with no pic or galleries with you in them, consider yourselves some lucky asses. And the ones sending a request with no pic, go and get you some content then send the request, or go and fuck yourself. </div><div>
</div><div>2 On the Down Low/Disceet</div><div>This has always been funny to me, confusing but funny, and it goes out to all the dating apps in the world. "Hi, my name is _____ and I'm discreet, do you wanna meet up for coffee?" My answer was always the same, "hell naw, to the naw naw naw", lmao. People are so stupid these days, and it seems like being discreet has taken the world by storm. Being discreet means that noone knows who you are at all and any time. So why in the fuck is your stupid ass on a gay dating site trying to meet people? That's not being discreet, that's being sneaky. The very next person that sends me any kind of message i'mma meet with them and take all types of pictures, then post them bitches on every website I can, I might even run an ad in newspapers in about 13 states, lmao. The ones with no face pics are hilarious, now what you think about the dumbasses with a face pic? How in the fuck are you discreet? What kind of discretion are you? Y'all shouldn't be discreet, y'all should be invisible. </div><div>
</div><div>3. Let Me See Your......... </div><div>Man I'm tired of muthafuckas that message me and the first thing out of their mouth is, "let me see your ass", or "let me see your dick." Why? What ever happened to being polite and speaking to a person first? Everytime I log in to a site here they come with that lame ass line, "sup sexy, Wyd? Can I come over? Let me see your cock", or "let me see how fat that ass is." I promise if I had a dollar for each time I heard that bullshit I'd be a rich bitch by now. And the funny thing about it is that it's the same people like they don't remember me telling them I'm not interested at all in them or that lack ass pickup line. I guess the thirst is real huh? Because either these muthafuckas are thirsty, or they're drinking haterade. It don't matter though, either way you're fucked, especially if you respond to that stupid shit.
That's my post for today and I hope you guys enjoy it, because it's real, I cannot make this shit up lol. And always remember that the thirst is real. And to all of you thirsty discreet picture hoarders with no profile pic, drink water it helps. </div>
6年前
