Ryan's Definitive Guide for Eating Pussy
Hi. I’m Ryan. I’d like to think that over the years, I’ve gleaned knowledge, techniques, and experience for mastering the art of cunnilingus. A lot of men and women alike are pretty confident in their abilities – this is not to say I reign supreme, rather, it’s simply to say it is a craft I love and want to share with whoever will listen to me.
Within this series, I would like to cover a few different topics when going downtown on your lady of love: Anticipation and how to wield it like a weapon; Discovering the high notes; Variety of motion (and how it can save your life); Tempo and intensity to ensure the Everest of peaks; and lastly, the Miscellaneous section to add a few more tools to your tool belt… of love. Or whatever.
This isn’t going to be a quick read. In fact, I feel slightly obligated to tell you to stop reading this now, since I’m the one writing it. As a result, it’s sure to include run-on sentences/paragraphs (and a general lack of grammar), terrible jokes, off color references, blatantly offensive terms of endearment, and tidbits of shameless perversion. Suffice to say if you’re easily offended, stop reading now. Here – watch:
Feel free to touch yourself while you read this, but if you didn’t back when you read your textbooks in school, Iunno… This might not do it for you either. This is strictly intended to teach you how to eat that pussy and maybe spark some of your own creativity when going down under.
See? I get it, it’s terrible. I can’t stop and have no self control in this regard.
With all that being said, please Please PLEASE share your feedback on these. Tell me which sections spoke to you and how/why. Share your own techniques that deliver bliss unto thine own ladies. It is REQUIRED that you tell me about your own successes that these inspire! You know… or just say thanks when this ups your game and I’m no longer special. Lastly, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MISCELLANEOUS SECTION!!! Alright. I’ve said my peace.
Wait for it……. Waiiiiiit for iiiiiiiit…….. WAIIIIIIIIIT FORRRR IIIIIIIIIIT!!!! Ok, I’m being obnoxious, but if you read the intro carefully, you already know – we’re moving onto –
...drum roll…
ANTICIPATION! https://xhamster.com/posts/987614
Within this series, I would like to cover a few different topics when going downtown on your lady of love: Anticipation and how to wield it like a weapon; Discovering the high notes; Variety of motion (and how it can save your life); Tempo and intensity to ensure the Everest of peaks; and lastly, the Miscellaneous section to add a few more tools to your tool belt… of love. Or whatever.
This isn’t going to be a quick read. In fact, I feel slightly obligated to tell you to stop reading this now, since I’m the one writing it. As a result, it’s sure to include run-on sentences/paragraphs (and a general lack of grammar), terrible jokes, off color references, blatantly offensive terms of endearment, and tidbits of shameless perversion. Suffice to say if you’re easily offended, stop reading now. Here – watch:
Feel free to touch yourself while you read this, but if you didn’t back when you read your textbooks in school, Iunno… This might not do it for you either. This is strictly intended to teach you how to eat that pussy and maybe spark some of your own creativity when going down under.
See? I get it, it’s terrible. I can’t stop and have no self control in this regard.
With all that being said, please Please PLEASE share your feedback on these. Tell me which sections spoke to you and how/why. Share your own techniques that deliver bliss unto thine own ladies. It is REQUIRED that you tell me about your own successes that these inspire! You know… or just say thanks when this ups your game and I’m no longer special. Lastly, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MISCELLANEOUS SECTION!!! Alright. I’ve said my peace.
Wait for it……. Waiiiiiit for iiiiiiiit…….. WAIIIIIIIIIT FORRRR IIIIIIIIIIT!!!! Ok, I’m being obnoxious, but if you read the intro carefully, you already know – we’re moving onto –
...drum roll…
ANTICIPATION! https://xhamster.com/posts/987614
6年前
