Part Five: Miscellaneous
I’ve covered many aspects of eating pussy, and I hope it’s been insightful, entertaining, and fun. Some of these things I breezed over in the other parts, some didn’t have a home anywhere else. Suffice to say that I’m pretty happy when I’m wearing the ol’ catcher’s mitt on my face. Let’s not stop here though!
If your first concern is: “Ryan, I love it, but my tongue gets tired!”. That’s ok! Again, use that signal as something to control the tempo of the engagement. Also, and if you know me and have seen me do this, I’m sorry – but you can do tongue reps anytime! Pull your bottom lip over your bottom teeth and flick that motherfucker for a bit. Before you know it, you’ll be winning marathons with that thing!
Now, there are many aspects to the experience you can create: how you deliver your touch; the temperature, texture, and pace; your voice and its vibrations… use all of them to make the most intense experience she’s ever had! I’d like to first elaborate on the “how you deliver your touch”.
Every pussy is different. Some have glorious flaps (ladies – I fucking love these – don’t get all self-conscious about it: they’re amazing and I’m always down for Arbys! #BestSubredditEver), some have bigger clits, some are shy and you have to really get in there to coax them out. Suck those flaps into your mouth and let them ride shotgun on the side of your tongue. Use your upper lip to pull the hood of her clit back so she knows you’re there. Don’t be afraid to swallow that nectar like she’s swallowed your bullshit so many times before. Most important: let her know that you’re in fucking heaven! When she knows you’re happy there, she’s going to be happy you’re there =]
Temperature is something that is often left out when eating pussy. Your breath can be like central heating, or the best fucking AC on the planet. USE IT! Breathe in (fast to cool) and out (slow to heat) through your mouth. If she really digs the temperature play, grab a glass of ice water and a glass of hot water. Drink one, swoosh it around your mouth, dive in. Go for a bit then switch it up! Rinse and repeat till desired effect is achieved! If you’re terrible like me, you won’t let her see which one you’re reaching for =7
Now the texture of your tongue is varied. It’s smoother up front, and rougher in the back. Extend your tongue every once in a while and show her the rough rider you are! She won’t know what to think. Oh man oh man oh man!
Some of y’all might be familiar with the term “hummer”, but if you’re not showing her that you’re having a good munch, go home. Give her some moans to compete with! She’ll love the sensation AND the communication that you’re purring like a pussy cat all on your own. MMMMMM MMMMMMM, BITCH! Heh… sorry. My inner Rick James came out there. Don’t hum a tune… just hum a frequency that makes your lips tingle – her lips will tingle along with you. Start at a medium frequency, then dive your voice lower and communicate! So good =]
Lastly, diving for pink snapper is all about being in service to someone else. Selfishly, we may really REALLY love it (like I do), but ultimately, it’s about her and the experience you’re GIVING to her. If you really want to treat your lady to the ultimate experience, cut up her favorite fruit and put it on a tray for her to eat while you dine. Lay out some rose petals. BE ROMANTIC FOR FUCK’S SAKE! Haha… show her what she means to you and put in the effort. If you’re paying attention, she’s telling you what she likes. Include those things for her and bring your ultimate self.
Y’all - thank you for reading this! I put a lot of me in it and I really hope you enjoyed it, learned something, and get to spend some good quality time with your new found passion for each other. Now go eat some pussy you damn perverts!
Cheers,
Ryan
If your first concern is: “Ryan, I love it, but my tongue gets tired!”. That’s ok! Again, use that signal as something to control the tempo of the engagement. Also, and if you know me and have seen me do this, I’m sorry – but you can do tongue reps anytime! Pull your bottom lip over your bottom teeth and flick that motherfucker for a bit. Before you know it, you’ll be winning marathons with that thing!
Now, there are many aspects to the experience you can create: how you deliver your touch; the temperature, texture, and pace; your voice and its vibrations… use all of them to make the most intense experience she’s ever had! I’d like to first elaborate on the “how you deliver your touch”.
Every pussy is different. Some have glorious flaps (ladies – I fucking love these – don’t get all self-conscious about it: they’re amazing and I’m always down for Arbys! #BestSubredditEver), some have bigger clits, some are shy and you have to really get in there to coax them out. Suck those flaps into your mouth and let them ride shotgun on the side of your tongue. Use your upper lip to pull the hood of her clit back so she knows you’re there. Don’t be afraid to swallow that nectar like she’s swallowed your bullshit so many times before. Most important: let her know that you’re in fucking heaven! When she knows you’re happy there, she’s going to be happy you’re there =]
Temperature is something that is often left out when eating pussy. Your breath can be like central heating, or the best fucking AC on the planet. USE IT! Breathe in (fast to cool) and out (slow to heat) through your mouth. If she really digs the temperature play, grab a glass of ice water and a glass of hot water. Drink one, swoosh it around your mouth, dive in. Go for a bit then switch it up! Rinse and repeat till desired effect is achieved! If you’re terrible like me, you won’t let her see which one you’re reaching for =7
Now the texture of your tongue is varied. It’s smoother up front, and rougher in the back. Extend your tongue every once in a while and show her the rough rider you are! She won’t know what to think. Oh man oh man oh man!
Some of y’all might be familiar with the term “hummer”, but if you’re not showing her that you’re having a good munch, go home. Give her some moans to compete with! She’ll love the sensation AND the communication that you’re purring like a pussy cat all on your own. MMMMMM MMMMMMM, BITCH! Heh… sorry. My inner Rick James came out there. Don’t hum a tune… just hum a frequency that makes your lips tingle – her lips will tingle along with you. Start at a medium frequency, then dive your voice lower and communicate! So good =]
Lastly, diving for pink snapper is all about being in service to someone else. Selfishly, we may really REALLY love it (like I do), but ultimately, it’s about her and the experience you’re GIVING to her. If you really want to treat your lady to the ultimate experience, cut up her favorite fruit and put it on a tray for her to eat while you dine. Lay out some rose petals. BE ROMANTIC FOR FUCK’S SAKE! Haha… show her what she means to you and put in the effort. If you’re paying attention, she’s telling you what she likes. Include those things for her and bring your ultimate self.
Y’all - thank you for reading this! I put a lot of me in it and I really hope you enjoyed it, learned something, and get to spend some good quality time with your new found passion for each other. Now go eat some pussy you damn perverts!
Cheers,
Ryan
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