Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton meet in a bar ...

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over and says, "The media is really tearing you apart over that scandal."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean my secret private unsecured server containing classified material, that I used to hide my activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else they could lay their hands on?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?”
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the surveillance drones being operated in our own country, without the benefit of the law or due process?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million of taxpayer money, and then right afterward the company declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, shady commodity deals?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "The funding of neo-Nazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president, creating the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII ?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos without a declaration of war from Congress?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called ‘Arab Spring’ that only brought chaos, death and destruction across the Middle East and North Africa?”
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi, and then going to sleep?”
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?”
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugee crisis since WWII?”
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The Department of Justice spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies at the Solyndra company $500 million; and then, just three months later, they declared bankruptcy and the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The threats to all of my husband’s former mistresses to keep them quiet?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole White House furniture and silverware, when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one."

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