TODAY, I HAD A REVELATION
because of the virus, I think about my future and I tell myself that I could seriously become president of the republic, or in all modesty of the world and why not of the universe.
I have a serious and realistic program, the main points of which I can explain to you.
firstly, unlike the others, no bullshit and a response for all problems.
First of all, we have to solve the problem of world hunger: no more Intensive livestock and agriculture that poisons the soil of our dear planet.
we will all have to practice respirianism, which consist is to feed on the air we breathe.
I will keep some ribs of beef, pork, lambs, some milk, eggs, vegetables and some basic foods like caviar for some poor little critters who are starving, but not for me of course.
I will be able to guarantee freedom of worship to all and to ensure respect for it
all religions will return their capital to me so that I can redistribute it equitably. (I would kindly remind them, that the gulags still exist)
another fundamental problem, poverty I will prohibit under penalty of fine, in order to put an end to it.
people who are too rich, are a disgrace to humanity and will also have to pay me back the entirety of their capital
so that I can allocate it with the fairest equality between everyone. (I kindly remind them that there is still very far and really very frozen pack ice)
the climate is also a serious problem and in order to remedy it effectively, i will ban heat waves except in the deserts.
I will also prohibit cold waves, except in Greenland, at the North and South pole. concerning, the rain, it will be prohibited except the night when one sleeps.
these measures would finally solve the climatic problems.
we are all aware that many a****l species are disappearing, it's abominable.
I will make sure that many wanted notices are distributed all over the world so that we can find them back.
another important point, the c***dren who have failed at school, their future is compromised and this is not tolerable.
therefore they will have to make efforts to have better academic results. (I kindly remind them that there are lots of hungry critters in the depths of the ocean)
concerning pollution, we also have a serious problem to overcome. the cause is of course the transport, whether of people or merchandise.
the solution is simple, I remove all current means of transport and I will give everyone a teleporter.
yes yes, it exists (I kindly remind you that we breathe very badly without combinations in space).
a number of subjects remain to be refined, but As you can see, my political program responds to all the problems,
so I encourage you to vote for me when I will introduce myself.(I kindly remind you that there will be snipers in each polling station)
I have a serious and realistic program, the main points of which I can explain to you.
firstly, unlike the others, no bullshit and a response for all problems.
First of all, we have to solve the problem of world hunger: no more Intensive livestock and agriculture that poisons the soil of our dear planet.
we will all have to practice respirianism, which consist is to feed on the air we breathe.
I will keep some ribs of beef, pork, lambs, some milk, eggs, vegetables and some basic foods like caviar for some poor little critters who are starving, but not for me of course.
I will be able to guarantee freedom of worship to all and to ensure respect for it
all religions will return their capital to me so that I can redistribute it equitably. (I would kindly remind them, that the gulags still exist)
another fundamental problem, poverty I will prohibit under penalty of fine, in order to put an end to it.
people who are too rich, are a disgrace to humanity and will also have to pay me back the entirety of their capital
so that I can allocate it with the fairest equality between everyone. (I kindly remind them that there is still very far and really very frozen pack ice)
the climate is also a serious problem and in order to remedy it effectively, i will ban heat waves except in the deserts.
I will also prohibit cold waves, except in Greenland, at the North and South pole. concerning, the rain, it will be prohibited except the night when one sleeps.
these measures would finally solve the climatic problems.
we are all aware that many a****l species are disappearing, it's abominable.
I will make sure that many wanted notices are distributed all over the world so that we can find them back.
another important point, the c***dren who have failed at school, their future is compromised and this is not tolerable.
therefore they will have to make efforts to have better academic results. (I kindly remind them that there are lots of hungry critters in the depths of the ocean)
concerning pollution, we also have a serious problem to overcome. the cause is of course the transport, whether of people or merchandise.
the solution is simple, I remove all current means of transport and I will give everyone a teleporter.
yes yes, it exists (I kindly remind you that we breathe very badly without combinations in space).
a number of subjects remain to be refined, but As you can see, my political program responds to all the problems,
so I encourage you to vote for me when I will introduce myself.(I kindly remind you that there will be snipers in each polling station)
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