Our dear president
Our dear president, Vladnald Xijhonscron, have an insurmountable problem which he must face. and immediately summons a new consultant and politely ask him,
what is this damn shit of noise, around my rainbow house.
the consultant, to answer: But majesty, divine lord of the word,it is the people, he is dissatisfied and manifest
Vladnald was shocked, and said subtly, But what the fuck, why these damn stupid people are dissatisfied I am the best president in the world, they are fucking assholes
the devoted consultant says: but divine lord, emperor of the universe, master of knowledge,they are dying, dying of the terrible virus, dying of not having any more work and money.
Extremely surprised, Vladnald respond with courtesy: they re all fucking stupid asshole, it is only a small migraine,
and for the job, they have only to cross the street to find one, they are idle, and the money, I have some,so they just have to do like me, fuck the others.
anyway, their problem doesn't interest me, if someone could do something to shut them up.I need calm to earn a few billions.
Is it that the "prirabmam" cannot do something by offering them great and beautiful and mesmerizing words?
consultant:no, majesty supreme divine power of the universe, the "prirabmam" is barricaded in his "churmosqagogue" and he is afraid of people.
but he prays from afar for them.
so, said Vladnald, if he prays for them they are saving, what they complain about. I know I will write them a song
i'll give you some skittles
you will look like beagles
who run for some bagels
stupid as some pickles
I will sometimes throw you a handful of 1 cent
and if you re not so happy you ll be pent.
you re so stupid
and you have no need
and you will be die, indeed
Vladnald added: take the melody of Small world of disney, i love it, that will do the trick. So consultant don't you think that is a marvelous idea to fix the problems of all those assholes that p.i.s.s me off?
The slightly disappointed consultant said. hooo fabulous divine greatness, emperor of the artistic world: this voice !!!, these intelligent and sought after words,
it is the reflection of your majesty. I take care of that immediately, but what if the people don't calm down?
if they don't calm down, said Vladnald, tell them that I will barbecue with their balls on the lawn of my rainbow house and I will not invite them.
well, get the hell out of here. i have some important things to do now and the simpsons will start on tv.
So, the Consultant,realizing the great difficulty of being an effective politician, slipped away to allow our president Vladnald Xijhonscron to attend to these important tasks and resolve all the problems.
what is this damn shit of noise, around my rainbow house.
the consultant, to answer: But majesty, divine lord of the word,it is the people, he is dissatisfied and manifest
Vladnald was shocked, and said subtly, But what the fuck, why these damn stupid people are dissatisfied I am the best president in the world, they are fucking assholes
the devoted consultant says: but divine lord, emperor of the universe, master of knowledge,they are dying, dying of the terrible virus, dying of not having any more work and money.
Extremely surprised, Vladnald respond with courtesy: they re all fucking stupid asshole, it is only a small migraine,
and for the job, they have only to cross the street to find one, they are idle, and the money, I have some,so they just have to do like me, fuck the others.
anyway, their problem doesn't interest me, if someone could do something to shut them up.I need calm to earn a few billions.
Is it that the "prirabmam" cannot do something by offering them great and beautiful and mesmerizing words?
consultant:no, majesty supreme divine power of the universe, the "prirabmam" is barricaded in his "churmosqagogue" and he is afraid of people.
but he prays from afar for them.
so, said Vladnald, if he prays for them they are saving, what they complain about. I know I will write them a song
i'll give you some skittles
you will look like beagles
who run for some bagels
stupid as some pickles
I will sometimes throw you a handful of 1 cent
and if you re not so happy you ll be pent.
you re so stupid
and you have no need
and you will be die, indeed
Vladnald added: take the melody of Small world of disney, i love it, that will do the trick. So consultant don't you think that is a marvelous idea to fix the problems of all those assholes that p.i.s.s me off?
The slightly disappointed consultant said. hooo fabulous divine greatness, emperor of the artistic world: this voice !!!, these intelligent and sought after words,
it is the reflection of your majesty. I take care of that immediately, but what if the people don't calm down?
if they don't calm down, said Vladnald, tell them that I will barbecue with their balls on the lawn of my rainbow house and I will not invite them.
well, get the hell out of here. i have some important things to do now and the simpsons will start on tv.
So, the Consultant,realizing the great difficulty of being an effective politician, slipped away to allow our president Vladnald Xijhonscron to attend to these important tasks and resolve all the problems.
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