New joke
I sent my lover a valentines. It read
I love you with all my knob.
I would say heart.
but my knob is bigger.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale,
"Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before
they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look, she said, I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.
News just in: an Asian male voyeur had left Peking and returned to his home town of Wanking.
While at a party and speaking to a beautiful blonde, I noticed a tampon behind her ear. I quietly told her, to which she replied. “oh sod it, what did I do with my cigarette”?
Favourite naughty sweet for me would be CLITORIS ALLSORTS
probably while wearing my snickers
Remember when getting a BJ one swallow does not make your summer, but Anal sex will “Make your hole week”.
The best way to make tea is to agitate the bag,
so slap her arse push her out of bed and say milk and no sugar.
Scientists have been able to combine different species of wild fowl.
They have cross bred a pheasant with a goose and now have a phoose.
They have cross bred a pheasant with a chicken and now have a phicken.
They have cross bred a pheasant with a grouse and now have a phrouse.
They have cross bred a pheasant with a duck, but haven’t got a name for it yet.
President Trump while visiting Queen Elizabeth II
Requested that he might become king of the USA
Our Queen informed he wasn’t leader of a Kingdom.
Then he requested being a prince.
You’re not leader of a principality
What about a emperor
You’re not leader of an empire.
Then what title could I use.
You are leader of a country.
I was asked why condoms had a teat on the end.
My reply was, to be able to put your foot on to remove them
Just had a new window fitted in my attic room.
It came from Japan and fitted by an Italian singer.
Yes. It was a “NISSAN DORMER”
news just in.
one of the contestants from Ru Paul’s drag race has signed a film deal to become a MI 6 spy.
Its going to be called “COCKTOPUSSY”.
A blonde went to the maternity clinic after discovering she was pregnant.
she asked the gynaecologist what position she would be in when she gave birth.
He replied, much the same as you were when you conceived .
Does that mean in the park with my legs out of the windows of my boyfriend’s Fiat 500.
I love you with all my knob.
I would say heart.
but my knob is bigger.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale,
"Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before
they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look, she said, I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.
News just in: an Asian male voyeur had left Peking and returned to his home town of Wanking.
While at a party and speaking to a beautiful blonde, I noticed a tampon behind her ear. I quietly told her, to which she replied. “oh sod it, what did I do with my cigarette”?
Favourite naughty sweet for me would be CLITORIS ALLSORTS
probably while wearing my snickers
Remember when getting a BJ one swallow does not make your summer, but Anal sex will “Make your hole week”.
The best way to make tea is to agitate the bag,
so slap her arse push her out of bed and say milk and no sugar.
Scientists have been able to combine different species of wild fowl.
They have cross bred a pheasant with a goose and now have a phoose.
They have cross bred a pheasant with a chicken and now have a phicken.
They have cross bred a pheasant with a grouse and now have a phrouse.
They have cross bred a pheasant with a duck, but haven’t got a name for it yet.
President Trump while visiting Queen Elizabeth II
Requested that he might become king of the USA
Our Queen informed he wasn’t leader of a Kingdom.
Then he requested being a prince.
You’re not leader of a principality
What about a emperor
You’re not leader of an empire.
Then what title could I use.
You are leader of a country.
I was asked why condoms had a teat on the end.
My reply was, to be able to put your foot on to remove them
Just had a new window fitted in my attic room.
It came from Japan and fitted by an Italian singer.
Yes. It was a “NISSAN DORMER”
news just in.
one of the contestants from Ru Paul’s drag race has signed a film deal to become a MI 6 spy.
Its going to be called “COCKTOPUSSY”.
A blonde went to the maternity clinic after discovering she was pregnant.
she asked the gynaecologist what position she would be in when she gave birth.
He replied, much the same as you were when you conceived .
Does that mean in the park with my legs out of the windows of my boyfriend’s Fiat 500.
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