Reasons to date me

Reasons to get to know me and wife me..

1.I have no gag reflex
2.Provide sexual pleasure whenever requested
3.I love cleaning
4.I can cook meals fit for your dietary needs
5.I Don’t ask questions unless “are you hungry?”,”can I sit on it?”
6.When you’re out with mates I won’t call or text unless it’s dirty selfies or dinner requests
7.I’ll wake you up by performing oral sex
8.My no1 priority is your happiness and well being
9.Only speak when spoken to
10.I swallow