Pillow Humping
Hello fellow pillow humpers! It’s time to take your pillow humping to the next level!
Every guy has humped his pillow once or twice or, if you are like me, that used to be my sex life, even after I got married. Cumming used to be my biggest problem. Then, I discovered the cum sock. It’s even better if you cover your dick with a cum sock. Turn a sock inside out so it is doubled in thickness and you have a sock condom. Hump until you cum! After you lie there with your exhausted cock in “her” for a few minutes, carefully pull your dick out of “her sock pussy” and put the sock away to dry for a few days. Then you can sneak it into the laundry and your wife will never know. Black or dark socks are the best because the cum doesn’t show on the inside of the sock. Happy pillow humping with your new sock condom/pussy!
Another option is to hump bareback until you are just about to cum. Roll over quickly and cum on your belly. After you stop breathing hard, rub your cum all over your belly and chest with both hands. Your body and hands will be completely dry in about a minute. Roll on your side and go back to sleep.
I use this cum drying technique when my wife is sound asleep in bed with me and I want to masturbate. You have to perfect your jacking technique to where you do not shake the bed too much. As long as you can hear her even breathing, you are good to go. Be sure to keep the sheet loose and handy in case she wakes up. When you start to cum, squeeze your cock a little so you shoot up to your chin. After you catch your breath and while she is still asleep, rub you cum all over your chest and belly with both hands. You’ll be surprised how quickly your cum will dry. Tuck your dick between your legs so your deflating cock won’t leave a wet spot on the sheets.
Every guy has humped his pillow once or twice or, if you are like me, that used to be my sex life, even after I got married. Cumming used to be my biggest problem. Then, I discovered the cum sock. It’s even better if you cover your dick with a cum sock. Turn a sock inside out so it is doubled in thickness and you have a sock condom. Hump until you cum! After you lie there with your exhausted cock in “her” for a few minutes, carefully pull your dick out of “her sock pussy” and put the sock away to dry for a few days. Then you can sneak it into the laundry and your wife will never know. Black or dark socks are the best because the cum doesn’t show on the inside of the sock. Happy pillow humping with your new sock condom/pussy!
Another option is to hump bareback until you are just about to cum. Roll over quickly and cum on your belly. After you stop breathing hard, rub your cum all over your belly and chest with both hands. Your body and hands will be completely dry in about a minute. Roll on your side and go back to sleep.
I use this cum drying technique when my wife is sound asleep in bed with me and I want to masturbate. You have to perfect your jacking technique to where you do not shake the bed too much. As long as you can hear her even breathing, you are good to go. Be sure to keep the sheet loose and handy in case she wakes up. When you start to cum, squeeze your cock a little so you shoot up to your chin. After you catch your breath and while she is still asleep, rub you cum all over your chest and belly with both hands. You’ll be surprised how quickly your cum will dry. Tuck your dick between your legs so your deflating cock won’t leave a wet spot on the sheets.
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