"OK I've marked all your papers on the test about microscopes. As usual most of you got some wrong answers and some correct ones, but you didn't all make exactly the same mistakes or give exactly the same answers ..... except of course K and P! Word for word the same, same mistakes, same mis-spellings, and both of them think a microscope is for looking at 'Micro Orgasms' ......" The class erupted into shrieks of laughter and looks of surprise were directed at K and P, who looked suitably embarrassed. "So after lessons today I would like you two to attend for a short re-test where I can g… 続きを読む

THE CHANGING ROOM Oh Boy ! I am so looking forward to this afternoon. My casual suggestion that we bring Sandra with us to help choose the new clothes for Linda's surprise birthday present because they were always wearing each other's clothes went down a treat, a good idea I was told, the wife took the bait, hook, line and sinker. And Sandra played a blinder by arranging that Linda did her Saturday job, telling her that her parents wanted her to go to a family thing somewhere and Linda said she would. Anyway here we are, I'm driving us to the store, but this time Sandra has been demoted to t… 続きを読む

It can be a stressfull job at times, senior waiter at a hotel that caters for weddings and functions, sometimes up to 200 guests, but today was going well. A wedding reception with about 60 guests and so far no problems reported. On days like this I can sometimes 'play the field', once the drinks start flowing the ladies can become quite friendly, especially if they are unattached. Today we have a bride and groom and four bridesmaids and it's my job to ensure the top table is looked after by my team. As the meal progressed my attention was drawn to the two younger bridesmaids, about 18 I would… 続きを読む

THE HANGOVER It's Saturday morning, well it's nearly midday actually, and there goes the toilet flushing. Because of what happened last night I am making a point of being around, I have my reasons. As I reach the top of the stairs I am met by one dishevelled young lady, holding her robe tightly around her as she goes back to her bedroom, a sort of moan was her answer when I cheerily said "Good afternoon, You OK ?" I went into the bathroom to finish off the re-grouting of the tiles, and with the door open it gave me the chance to keep up with what was going on. I had a little smile when Elai… 続きを読む

ODD-JOB JONNY I'll be moving on soon, there's only so many women in this city that a 'jack the lad' like me can fuck before things start to get complicated. I've built up my business mainly by word of mouth and recommendations from satisfied customers, if you know what I mean. I came here about ten years ago after a very messy divorce, I am a plumber, electrician and builder, my van which I'll soon be loading up with my tools and furniture for the journey to pastures new, has patiently waited for me outside many a house whilst I have been inside taking care of my customers needs, and on the w… 続きを読む

MON. 9.00am. Didn't sleep too well. Never do on the first night in a different bed. I'm stopping with son and daughter - in - law for a week or so. My house, the kitchen actually, is being gutted and rebuilt after 20 years use. I didn't rise till 9 and Barbara had already packed him off to work and was tidying the kitchen, she must have heard me moving around because a mug of tea was waiting for me. I approached her from behind and she turned her head which allowed me to kiss her cheek and say "Good Morning. Hmmm ..... you smell nice, is that for me or do you always see him off to work with… 続きを読む

It's too hot today, sticky hot, no breeze, even my balls are sweating, shorts are uncomfortable, shirt is sticking to me, and to top it all I have to share the patio with two criminally underdressed 29 year olds. What I want to do is strip naked and float, half submerged in a cool swimming pool. Sadly, not having a swimming pool makes that fantasy totally impossible, so what I have to do is stay partly clothed and try to hide my lustful glances at four bikini clad breasts , at the same time as trying to hide a cock that is aching to grow and be noticed. So I feel that I have to show absolutel… 続きを読む

The shower was good, I wandered into our bedroom, relaxed and naked, just the towel over my head drying my hair. No need to be able to see anything, instinct took me the few steps to the bottom of the bed. But there was something wrong, I sensed another person, I lifted the towel from my eyes ............... "Jeez Emma, what the hell are y............ " I didn't finish the sentence, my instant reaction was to cover myself. I knew my cock had grown a little with the warm water and I must admit I directed the shower head to flow there because I like that feeling and it never fails to get a respo… 続きを読む

"What the hell is happening here ?" My mind had gone from calm to flustered in about two minutes. The change began as soon as I opened the door. Her smile, her voice, "Hiya, I'm Julie, I live across the road. Just wanted to say hello and welcome you to our neighbourhood", her accent, her hair, her boobs, and the eyes. Yes! the eyes, as big as her smile, and boring deep inside mine reaching the pit of my stomach and starting something that I hadn't felt for years. A sort of fluttering that travelled to my head, and as it passed through it warmed and opened a wonderful feeling of happiness. S… 続きを読む

Daddy's horny, just been watching the girl across the street. She came home and began to do something in her car's floorwell, maybe cleaning up something she dropped or spilt. She's about 25, her sweatshirt bears the words 'Gym Instructor' , her leg-hugging knee lengths show off her shapely legs and a bum that looks so appealing when she bends down into the car. My mind races to be there, to be stood behind her, to pull those leggings down and stroke my hands against her panty clad backside, knowing that pulling those down would give my erection a wonderful opportunity to find that opening an… 続きを読む

THE MAGIC CARPET 'Uncajon' .... that's what they called me. I was driving to the wedding reminiscing about the two daughters of my old mate, Stephen and his wife Paula. I was best man at their wedding twenty odd years ago, and now I'm going to the wedding of their eldest daughter, Stephanie. I've stayed friends all this time and Stephanie and young Pauline used to call me Uncajon from when they were toddlers, our two families going on holidays together sometimes, including my wife, Sandra, and our two k**s Tony and Michelle. I'm driving there alone today because Sandra now lives with the loc… 続きを読む

PARTYTIME THE CAST : Me. Pauline and Kym. Grant and Marie (A married couple from U.S.A.) Tony and Mark (An unmarried couple from Australia.) Stu' and Chloe( A young married couple from Oz.) Don and Marcia (An older married couple from Oz.) Steve (Unattached, soldier.) Andy and Tina (Married soldier and Filipino wife.) Dan and Cas (Mid 30's married couple from Oz.) The house wasn't actually in the army base, but you could see the guards on duty at the gates just a few hundred yards up the road. Presumably the house was used for visiting servicemen to live in for the few months tha… 続きを読む

SHOWTIME One of the good things about being in business, and being the owner, is that your suppliers quite often invite you to their trade shows and if you are classed as a good customer they usually look after you well. This show was not held locally so it meant an overnight stop. I arrived late morning and booked in to my hotel (booked and paid for by them), a quick lunch then off to the venue, look around the show and got to their stand late afternoon. I was welcomed by two of the Sales Team, Pauline and Kym. I had talked to them on the telephone before but never met them till now. Both ab… 続きを読む

OUR FIRST TIME "Just look at the size of that!" ... this was followed by female voices laughing and giggling all at once. I had arrived back from lunch and was just about to go into the office when I heard it through the open door. The girls saw me come in and stopped their antics. Carol, always the ringleader, 23 and streetwise, quickly hid the magazine in her handbag, and looked straight at me still smirking. Anne went to her desk smiling, not daring to look at me. Pauline seemed embarassed and sat down sheepishly on her chair at the telephonist's desk. "Been to the newsagents, Carol?" I… 続きを読む

I felt deflated. My friend's wedding anniversary invitation was something I couldn't really say no to, I was his best man all those years ago, but of course since then our lives and lifestyle had changed, his wife made sure that his old friends had no place in the life that she had planned. It felt like I was a stranger when I arrived, I didn't know who half of the people were, but my friend tried to involve me as much as he could, ..... he tried to be 'a mate' but the old male friendship had gone .... We had booked in for the night, my wife and I, months ago, but things changed when she had… 続きを読む

"Dad, It's Kym .... Listen we've got a problem here at the prom night. Someone has spiked Pauline's drink and she's off her head ... keeps mumbling about a remote controlled door or something. Anyway I've tried to get her mum and dad but they don't seem to be answering, they must have gone out. Can you come here and pick her up and take her home .. I've found her house keys in her bag. Please Daddy .... OK ... Thanks ..... I'll stay with her till you get here." When I arrived I saw them sat on a bench, so I parked up next to them and got out. When Pauline saw me she got up and stumbled towa… 続きを読む

"Hi Kym," said Pauline, on her mobile "Listen, Daddyjon's got a new video camera and he wants to make a naughty movie. He asked if you might like to join us .... maybe you can put on some sexy underwear and be the star of the show. No, not right now, you perv ... tomorrow. We can get a pizza and some wine and take it from there. I'll take that as a yes then you randy cow. See you tomorrow .... " Pauline turned to me and said, "The horny bitch wanted to come over right now, she can't wait." And so, 0n the following night, after eating, and drinking a few glasses each, the conversation moved… 続きを読む

THE TRAINING COURSE Pauline and my son have been have been living together for about two years now. They are both 27, have good jobs and would rather pursue their careers than have a family. My son sometimes works away for one or two weeks at a time, and Pauline occasionally has to attend training seminars lasting 3 or 4 days. I was informed that they both had to be away at the same time next month, but this time my son needed to take the car with him, so I was asked to drive Pauline to her hotel. She doesn't much like train or coach travel, and we get on very well together so I h… 続きを読む

TRUTH OR DARE The drive back from the station was something of a relief, my wife was now on a train heading to Scotland to see her relatives. That was the first step completed of what I felt could be an eventful night. The next step was to buy some wine, and I had even thought of buying some condoms, but surely it couldn't go as far as that tonight? Well, I bought some wine but I couldn't ask the young girl behind the counter for a packet of Durex, ..... well you can't, can you? Pauline had asked if her friend Kym could stay over tonight. I would have preferred if it was just Pauline and my… 続きを読む

It seems to me that at weddings the bride and bridesmaids always seem to be more attractive than normal. Probably a stupid male statement, after all, these women spend months and fortunes preparing for 'the big day'. Just recently my son got married to a girl called Barbara. Nice girl, attractive with a gorgeous body, but I mustn't dwell on that subject. Maybe another time. The reason I am writing this is to tell you about the wedding day and the wonderful thing that happened. Pauline and Kym have been friends of Barbara since school I believe. I've only known them since the engagement party… 続きを読む