Ruthless Nasty Obnoxious Demanding Draining And my new favorite: Scary… 続きを読む
Things I have inserted (one in a series): corn
A nice fresh shiny ear of corn. The bumpiness was delicious. The thickness and heaviness were awesome. The hardness was incredible. The slipperiness was perfect. Of course I ate it when I was finished.… 続きを読む
Care instructions for your remote control
LOL, so many guys have pics of them holding remotes against their erect cocks. Just remember, when I'm there you'll want to keep your remote farther away, or it might be collateral damage.… 続きを読む
Words men have used to describe the way I fuck
Raunchy Twisted Messy Loud Merciless And my favorite one: Different… 続きを読む
