Stranger: i have a sleep disorder You: Another psychosomatic piece of bs Stranger: no, i was in a bad car accident and hit my head very hard. the only remnant is a sleep problem You: I could cure you with a firm slap to the face and a night of vigorous love making Stranger: well that actually sounds lovely You: Take any pain meds? Stranger: when i need them. my neck is fucked up from the accident You: Nurse Jackie!!!!!! Stranger: i dont watch too much tv. i dont know the show You: So you like it rough in the bedroom? Stranger: yes, but only if it is properly proportioned to the tend… 続きを読む

ou: Question! Stranger: alright Stranger: go ahead You: Who killed Hitler? Stranger: depends how you look at it You: Type something asshole Stranger: alright asshole. hitler killed himself. but you could also say germany killed him. You: U could say that. If u were a fag. You: inb4 America killed Lincoln You: or fat killed your mom Stranger: alright so obviously you are hostile. is this hostility making you feel better? go ahead let it out on me i can take it. You: You are either a teen or a pseudo-intellectual. Stranger: no, i am a psychiatric nurse. and usually when somone acts h… 続きを読む

Stranger: is this justin bieber?? You: don't get any p*o on my weiner Stranger: xD You: please Stranger: um You: This is Biebs. What's up girl? Stranger: um... You: I can prove it You: Baby baby baby You: Ohhhh Stranger: wow very nice You: So what's up? You: Is your clit tingling? Stranger: no o.O You: How old r u? You: 12? Stranger: 15 -.- You: Your clit hasn't dropped yet. Stranger: what does that mean You: You have no sex drive Stranger: well if you're "justin bieber" than yours hasn't dropped either You: Are you home schooled? Stranger: no You: How come u r still a v… 続きを読む