I am one of these dinosaurs who belive in marriage vows, and though I would be lying if I said I hadn’t been tempted at times, luckily, I haven’t quite managed to fall at the wayside...yet! but in over 50 years, I have managed, my marriage being based solely on trust. My wife is nowadays a non-sexual being, that I wouldn’t change for anyone, she being a truly wonderful partner. That said, Some years ago, on here, I had contact on here with a lady called Dawn, 2016 to be exact, she opened my eyes to their being a different point of view to sex, and its variations, later I found an Australian la… 続きを読む

Grunt and withdrawn lips=sign of...” I don’t approve but saying nout!”...best ignored completely if possible. Can be beneficial to the ladies heart rate Muttering=in this state she will tell husband of her disapproval on arrival at a place out of earshot of others, most women calm from this level eventually, but the condition may continue for some hours. Curse=at this point she explains what has been wrong in condition 1 and 2, but normally only to the husband, though this may be in public, Period discomfort may accelerate these conditions, at which times better to be off fishing, or some othe… 続きを読む

MY RULES ARE IF YOU HAVE OVER 1000 FRIENDS ALREADY= I DON`T WANT YOU! IF YOUR A NEWBIE SORRY THERE IS TOO MANY SHYSTERS THAT COME AND GO WAY TOO QUICKLY HERE, TRY AGAIN WHEN YOU HAVE MOVED UP THE CHAIN...SORRY . IF YOU, ARE FOLKS JUST 'FROM EARTH', or have MORE CONTENT HIDDEN THAN AVAILABLE, OR EVEN NO CONTENT , HAVE MANY DICK PICKS OR ARE TOO TIRED TO REMOVE DELETES , OR RETIRED "FRIENDS," I DO NOT WANT YOU IF YOU REFER TO WOMEN AS SLUTS COWS OR WHORES ETC OR IF YOU ARE INTO YOUNGSTERS OR CRAP... I MOST DEFINI… 続きを読む

It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgenic man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food an… 続きを読む

An actual sign at golf course. With golf season quickly approaching here in the Toronto area, here is some golf humour: Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland . 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.… 続きを読む

My names Bob, and I am a hitman, oh, yes, I will do anything for a few quid and that includes bumping off folk that are a pain, that’s of course if you pay enough! On hamster one day I met, [for met read was contacted by] a real wimp, a ‘man’ called Paul who came from one of those way out dumps in America who chatted for a while on hamster PM. Then for more privacy we chatted by E mail, he was once working in Holland, and had found himself a wife, a pretty lady its true but that was only in her outward show. It later transpired… according to him, that she was a witch, in disguise, his life i… 続きを読む

538 T and the lad10 It was soon dawn, and Saturday, she knew she only had today and tomorrow, then on Monday they would use her and pack her off on the train like used goods, sending her home to, well who knows what , there to reveal who his helpers had been, and praying for Dave to be in a good mood when he found out that Clive was his nephew and her sister who he thought of as Ruth, was T and in an i****tial tryst with the boy. She dragged herself wearily from her bed, her sex was sore from that dildoe, she not having expected her nephew to have hammered his mother so hard. She stumbled off… 続きを読む

537 T and the lad 9 Well, the house was emptily quiet, so throwing on a dressing gown Ellen popped to the toilet, washed combed her hair and with as much dignity as a well fucked victim could muster then descended the stairs, Rodney was fully dressed out in the vegetable patch doing something, while T was hanging out washing. Without comment Elly made tea, then with a tray took it out to the patio table, calling them and taking a seat. They sat happily together, T saying in an enquiring tone that “they had left her to sleep as she had apparently worn herself out a little the previous night!”… 続きを読む

535 T and the lad 8 They sat, broad grins on all three faces, T with a grin saying, “well girl your committed now, you do realise when we put you on that train our going to have to be marked and hard, just to appease him don’t you? Elly nodded, “will you and Roger manage that, I`ve not asked too much of you?” glances were exchanged, then T said lets take our coffee through and we will show you a video or two that H left us and we will explain a few things. The next hour or more was spent showing their ‘victim’ the milder videos, spanking use of a whip, and needles, the ones they had enjoyed w… 続きを読む

534 T & the lad 7 So, the plot thickened, and it started right after the washing up from the evening meal at which Rodney had washed and Ellen had dried, though that perhaps is not strictly true, perhaps during the washing up would have been more accurate it being the first time they had been alone together. Ellen, leant across the drainer to collect a wet plate just as the lad dropped the cup he was holding, it entered the water and splashed her blouse, quickly rendering the thin white materiel transparent. Now Ellen being what T had once described as a crafty cow, had removed her bra b… 続きを読む

533 T and the lad Part 6 Before H went Rodney knew he had made a promise to her and as a gentleman albeit a young one, our lad felt obliged to do as he promised. The agent rang once more and gave her a date, 4 days away, so they took her out for a meal. A slap-up restaurant, good food and a great evening so on their return she decided that tonight was the night. Off to bed and soon the lad had her at climax level, he had known she would be a challenge, as she had admitted having had 5, and even 9 men in turn having her, so he felt he was on a hiding to nothing, but our Rodney is no wimp, an… 続きを読む

T and the lad 5 So, the night passed with mother snoring in a very satisfied way and H and the boy humping away like a steam train on a gradient! They did not use the weight trick, or the whips, Rodney preferring to wait for mother`s return to full repair. Instead each night they slept in the same bed, like man and wife but something between them was missing, they both knew it! A week passed, mother not feeling like much at the beginning, but slowly restoring herself and moving about steadily finally actually managing to sit downstairs in front of the telly, though by the weekend she was bac… 続きを読む

529 T and the lad Part 4 So, she looked deep into T`s eyes, then said, “I must soon have him you know that don’t you? Tears formed in the woman`s eyes, she remembered school, and how this woman , then just a girl, had taken everything she had ever really treasured, and here she was again about to take her son, her lover, and there was little she could do or say.as he wanted the bitch so. H stood and said to Rodney, “You make up your minds while I go to the john”, and with that she swept out in an assured fashion. T turned to Rodney, and with tears in her eyes she quietly said, “I will not b… 続きを読む

530 reverse cuckold or what? It was just 18 months into the marriage, the initial screw everywhere fun was beginning to wane, and there was no sign of the pregnancy Norma so was supposed to so desperately `crave’. Though that was a con, her being on the pill! Not that they had not tried hard of course but she knew in her heart why she had married him was not to breed with him as he was too dim to father any c***d of hers! The `him’ in this case being Richard Mountjoy, son of the local squire, his `Daddy’ and manager of the estate. It was not for nothing he, the Earls son was known, in his wid… 続きを読む

528 T and the lad Part3 A month passed, like a married couple, nightly after homework they had come to cuddle on the old sofa, occasionally screwing the bejabbers out of one another but usually watching Tv and fondling one another, as a prelude to bed, where the main bout took place, after which both sleeping like dormice in winter! It was then `T’ received a letter from her old school-friend `H’ not that they usually kept closely in touch but `H’ was back in the UK from an assignment in the colonies, Queensland to be exact, and she had popped in a photo of herself.dressed and attractive, hair… 続きを読む

527 T & the lad 2 Each day she roused him fully naked to eat and then go off to be educated and each day he returned to a hot kiss and once he had eaten and done whatever assignments he had that evening, she let him curl up with her and play happily with her soft breasts on that old sofa while she watched her regular TV shows! Finally, it was off to bed together where she would relive his frustrations with her hand, or latterly with her mouth which he had soon come to love. This went on till the Saturday morning, never once did she open up her legs enough for him even to glimpse that sac… 続きを読む

`T’and the lad His lady is a jolly lady, we shall call her `T’ to save blushes. She has a son of thirty by another marriage, now flown the coup as they say, so simple maths puts her about late 40`s early 50`s I spose though I am too chicken to ask and it realy don’t matter as she is a woman who lives life to her best ability, especially sexually I think it fair to say! She has a sister, we shall call her `E’ who lives in a London suburb, well someone has to, and for me I can think of nowhere I would be less likely to live, but some folks even like it! and as you can I hope, see `T’ is… 続きを読む

Return from my aunts part 2 We lay together for some time, dozing and gently caressing one another, nowadays I doubt she had climaxed but my inexperience…well… you know how it is! Quietly she whispered “look you have tonight and tomorrow and that night and dad gets home on that next morning, I am yours till then but , we must sleep at least a bit…and just before he gets home you must leave me well filled, he likes to poke me soon after he gets in, he has no refinement and he just slams it in regardless, he calls it ‘his home from the sea rights’! He knows he has allowed me to sleep with you t… 続きを読む

524 Helping the family Part 4 The day began badly, Terry had had cramp, so he was up early and his cup runeth over when he stubbed his toe as he got out of his bed, so he was grumpy and not in much of a mood, stumping round the kitchen in his pj trousers and a vest, when his daughter came down, she saying, “she had heard him curse and stump off downstairs and that her arse was sore,” which had him grinning. He explained about the cramp and stubbing his toe as the waited the kettle, then they sat at the table in happy company, he asked if she had liked the experience with her brother, and her… 続きを読む

519 wardening It was a dark and stormy night and the rain came pitter pat down, so I said to my mate won’t you tell me a tale and this is the tale he told, “it was a dark and stormy night and the rain was lashing down, so I said to my mate why the fuck are we sitting in this cave hunched over a tiny fire trying to keep warm out on this cold drafty mountain, freezing our bollocks off…?” Sadly, he then said, “erm, you`ve met my misses haven’t you, she`s like yours at the moment?” So, we settled down for the night… enough had been said! We were at the time trekking up mount bloody Switzerland… 続きを読む