allanjim3

THE RULES

1. IF YOU HAVE AN INCOMPLETE PROFILE (NO PROFILE PHOTO, NO VIDEO UPLOADS, NO CLUE ETC. I WILL NOT ADD YOU TO MY FRIEND LIST!! ONCE YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, YOU CAN ASK ME.

2. DO YOU NEED TO FIND A PORNSTAR? DO IT USING THE ADULT PERFORMER NAME LIST WITH LINKS TO THEIR PHOTO GALLERIES! COULD I MAKE IT ANY EASIER? NO, I COULDN'T!! http://xhamster.com/posts/624414

3. MY GIF GALLERIES KICK ASS ... CHECK EM OUT!

4. AMONG MY FAVORITES YOU MAY FIND VIDEOS WHICH YOU LIKELY WOULD NOT HAVE FOUND ON YOUR OWN. THESE ALSO KICK ASS ... ENJOY THOSE WHICH ARE UNLOCKED! IF THEY'RE PASSWORD PROTECTED? NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE THE
PASSWORD.

THE RANT

I MAY BE A FUCKER, BUT I ALSO HAVE ACCESS TO THE BEST SMUT ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE (JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE IT - DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT HERE)!! SO ... THAT BEING SAID, YOU DON'T JUST GET MY FRIENDSHIP ... YOU HAVE TO <i style="">EARN MY FRIENDSHIP!!

PS - I HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T CONTRIBUTE TO THIS SITE. STOP WATCHING EVERYBODY ELSE'S SHIT AND UPLOAD SOMETHING YOU LEECH FUCK!!