I am really frustrated with seeing so many videos and even pictures or stories being posted under the wrong categories. Either xHamster needs to increase the choices for categories when posting them or they need to censor (not in the literal sense) the postings before they are posted. I see new items posted for massage or many other categories that have absolutely nothing to do with massages or the categories they are posted under. I don't know about anyone else but that pisses me off. I don't want to see some guy post a video of himself jerking off and find it listed under massage ... come… 続きを読む

While it was a long time ago I still remember waiting every day for the ending school bell to ring while in high school. Why? Because that’s when I would rush like hell to the “dead zone” behind the gymnasium to get a chance to pay to either get blown by or actually fuck little petite Vicki. A simple BJ (she sucked and spit most of the time) cost only $10. And if you were bold enough to fuck her it only set you back $25. I was a little apprehensive about fucking her, especially when you aren’t always the first guy in line. Nothing worse than sloppy seconds or thirds, etc. The last week of s… 続きを読む

For over 10 years I have been doing karaoke shows at local bars, restaurants and a shit load of private parties. They are usually the same scenario, set up, play karaoke music for 3-4 hours then breakdown, pack up and go home. At one bar I play at I have quite a few “regulars” who I have gotten to know. Two girls, sisters, are in that group and they always sing duets together. They are quite good and also nice on the eyes. The shorter one isn’t as “chesty” as the tall one but she is more petite overall, which I do like. Quite honestly I’d do either one of them if I had a chance. About… 続きを読む

After designing a web site for a new and local Chinese massage therapy shop I worked out a deal with the gal that instead of her paying monthly hosting fees and maintenance she would give me a massage every Sunday morning at 10 AM. She jumped on that idea without a second thought. Later on I did a little math and she would have been better off paying me! Four massages a month is $240. The maintenance and hosting fees would have only been $55 per month. But I guess she liked the idea of using her talent instead of her money. That was just fine with me! For a couple of months now the massages ha… 続きを読む

The other day I came across an advertisement for a new massage therapy place in town. There were no hidden agendas in the text, just a massage for a very affordable $50 for an hour. And since it was their Grand Opening week they were now offering a discount down to $40 for an hour or 90 minutes for only $60. Well, I was in the mood for one so I gave them a call for an appointment. The lady that answered was very polite but very hard to understand. She was obviously Chinese based on her accent. After repeating my request several times she finally understood I wanted an appointment for a just a… 続きを読む

I never took a train ride in my life but here I was heading to South Carolina to meet my cousin for an early summer vacation and the cheapest and easiest way for me to get there was train. I boarded the train at 5:45 AM. My eyes were barely open when I got on and trudged my way through to a car that was almost empty and sat myself against the window. I had worked the night shift that evening and with the exception of stopping at home to shower, change clothes and grab my bags I had been on my feet all day. I figured I could get some sleep in an empty car where no one would want to chat with me… 続きを読む

Getting My Pool Cleaned & My Shaft Noticed By Bigsoftee I have always been an exhibitionist but it’s only since I became a “senior citizen” that I began to take it a little further. I guess getting some reassurance from a lady that she has seen a flash of my junk can be somewhat rewarding to an old fart like me. While I do use Viagra and other performance pills my PSA tests show I am in good health and don’t’ need them. I just use them to stay harder longer. But lately my psychological being has me in doubt as to whether or not what I have is appealing anymore to the ladies. I don’t kno… 続きを読む

WOW... I was watching a new video on xHamster and the gal that I saw in it blew my mind. Her body and the basic features of this gal are identical to the gal who moved in next door to us a few months ago. I first had a chance to meet her when we were both getting our mail out of our adjoined mailboxes one day around noon. Looking her over she had a bit of a very tired look on her face but from the neck down she was hot. She was wearing sandals, really short shorts and a pullover white shirt cut at the waist and the neckline was torn down rather low. Allowing her to be the first one to get t… 続きを読む

Me and My Son’s Girlfriend by Bigsoftee She was quite a flirt and it always bothered my son that she was too friendly towards other men especially in his presence. I think that is why my son no longer sees her. After they broke up he moved out of our house almost immediately and moved about 30 miles further north closer to his job. I never knew why but it was nice to finally have the house all to ourselves, especially since we are both now in our 60’s. But I guess his girlfriend never got the message he had moved. About 2 weeks after he moved out she stopped by one day. My wife was at wo… 続きを読む

Just Being Neighborly I first had a chance to meet our new neighbor when we were both getting our mail out of our adjoined mailboxes one day around noon. Looking her over she had a bit of a very tired look on her face but from the neck down she was hot. She was wearing sandals, really short shorts and a pullover white shirt cut at the waist and the neckline was torn down rather low. Allowing her to be the first one to get the mail I watched as she stooped over to grab hers. I got a pretty clear look down that the neckline of that torn shirt and saw nothing but cleavage. No bra and no tan l… 続きを読む

Before my mother re-married I had never really had a close female companion. I had two brothers, one a year older and the other a year younger. But with the second marriage of my mother I inherited a step-brother and step-sister. He was four years older than me and she was the same age but a couple of months younger than me. At that age we were both freckled faced, same color hair and eyes and about the same size physically so people naturally mistook us for being twins. The funny part was when I mother would reveal that we were actually three months apart without telling someone that we were… 続きを読む

NOTE: (This fictional story is based on a chat session I had with “HotToTrotMary” and based on her comments and fantasies about having a “pool guy”. This is told from her point of view.) My honey and I just got married after he came back from Afghanistan for the last time. He only has a couple of weeks left in his current enlistment; then he is all mine. To celebrate our wedding, instead of a fancy wedding, which I didn’t want anyway, he bought us a really nice house on 1 acre of land with the forest on three sides. Besides not having next door or rear neighbors, the best part of the hous… 続きを読む

The first time my stepsister and I really got to know each other was a weekend I will never forget. We had a lot of fun while my parents were out of town and no one knew what went on while they were gone. But after that weekend where I experienced my first pussy I was now hooked and wanted to learn more. I waited a couple of weeks to try and find out more and it was only when my parents decided to go for a “day trip” that I looked for that moment to learn more and experience different things. My parents left around 3 am so they could avoid traffic and get a good head start on their day trip… 続きを読む

As a youngster I had 2 brothers, one a year older and one a year younger. And until I entered puberty I thought that was enough. But when my body started acting differently I knew I wanted more. Thankfully when I was a late *********t my mother remarried and I earned a step-brother and a stepsister. At first they were kind of standoffish but soon we all began to get along great. And thankfully my step-sister and I seemed to hit it off the best. I think the main reason for that was her brother was a lot older than her and treated her like a little k**. However, my step-sister was the same age a… 続きを読む

I found an ad in Backpage.com for a gal who gives a nice massage with a Happy Ending; and she does them in her own home. The best part is the regular massage for 60 minutes was only $40 and the 90 minute Happy Ending massage was only an extra $40. Not a bad deal at all. But, I've never had one at a gal’s home before; they have always been in some “massage parlor” shop. I wasn't too sure about getting a Happy Ending massage if there might be someone in the house who might be listening or watching, especially since I don't know if they might the local LEO's hiding. Well, my fears were wasted. Sh… 続きを読む

Though I am retired and stay at home all day my wife and I discussed hiring a maid. We had wanted to hire one that was somewhat young, strong, and most of all quick to do her work as long as she was also efficient; not some old lady who would take all day long to do one room. I had already seen 4 or 5 other girls but didn't hire like any of them. Being an exhibitionist I was having fun and flashed the gals to see how uninhibited they might be. A few of them immediately avoided looking at my crotch again while a couple actually looked a few times but never took the situation any further.… 続きを読む

Masturbation is not only fun but it is healthy for you. But according to your mother it will cause you to go blind, right? Well, I grew up hearing that all the time and I found out after jerking off a helluva lot that I never went blind. Of course I do have to wear glasses now but that has nothing to do with my jerking off. I also found out that if you jerk off while someone else is watching you it is a lot more interesting and a lot more exciting. And I also discovered that when I jerk off when someone else is watching I also cum a helluva lot more. The first time I ever did this was actua… 続きを読む

You see all these ads on TV about heart attacks and wonder will it happen to you. You never know! I was having what I thought was a bit of indigestion so I decided to go to the local hospital and have them take a look at me. I usually would just take some antacid for something like that but I felt like this time I was passed that stage of treatment and needed a more in depth treatment. So I drove myself to the hospital and checked in. Once there I sat in the waiting room for about 15 minutes and waited my turn. When they finally called me I went in, got on a gurney and gave the nurse the rundo… 続きを読む

We had Mary, an 18 year old senior in high school who was an exchange student from Norway, staying with us one year. She arrived two weeks before the school year was supposed to start. She was a rather cute young lady about 5’6” tall with the typical Scandinavian features; long blonde hair, blue eyes, nice tits, a perfectly round ass and a really cute accent to top it off. Just a few days before the school year started my wife and our three pre-school k**s took off for a couple of days to visit her family out of town. I couldn’t go due to my “work at home” job, plus someone had to sign in M… 続きを読む

My wife works for a health conglomerate firm and goes all over the state and works her ass off every day. Me, I retired from the USMC after 32 years so now I work from home designing and maintaining websites, doing graphics, file sharing and anything else I can do to make a few extra bucks and occupy my time on the computer. I don’t have to work but it keeps me busy and away from golf courses and those fancy club houses which I up hoar. I am not the type to hang around those places and hold a martini glass and talk about my stock portfolio. I’d rather sit on the back patio with a beer, scratch… 続きを読む