I really hate going shopping around the holidays. My wife has shopping lists the length of her arm and sometimes if I don’t go with her she’ll spend money like there’s no tomorrow. But I can only take so much walking around in those damn malls. I can’t keep my damn eyes focused on where I am supposed to be going and wind up walking into other people because of all the damn eye candy in the damn place. I have never seen so much damn young pussy walking around in one place in my life. The ratio must be 15 females to each guy. And when I say girls I mean the average female must only be 18 or 19 y 続きを読む
Shower Her With Something
Recently I made an unexpected big splash in our new neighborhood. We just moved to a new home the end of this past week. The home was a former model home and it was the largest of the three model homes in a model center that was sold off and the previous office. So, naturally the home has all the bells and whistles. Well, that is except one thing... they disarmed the alarm system when we closed on the house. I noticed this when we were opening and closing the door constantly moving furniture in the front door. I wasn’t hearing the high pitched “beep” I used to hear when we first viewed the hou 続きを読む
Noise In The Dark
The night was hot and humid and I kept tossing in the bed finding it hard to sleep. The moon was now full making it a very bright night but I could hear the passing thunderstorm in the background. I was about to sleep when I heard a noise in the back yard. Grabbing a robe to cover my naked ass I ran outside and went to look only to find an over turned lawn chair. I looked all around and found nothing. Thinking it might be my neighbor's cat, which was always doing things like, that I went back inside. I took off my robe and was just about to lie down and let the fan blow over my sweaty naked bo 続きを読む
Fast Food & Women (Flashing Story)
I was really bored sitting around the house so I decided to go take a ride. I had just bought myself a new ride. It was new enough that I was still riding around with that stupid paper plate on it. I headed first to my favorite drive-in and got myself something to eat. There was a chick there, Vicky, that was really ht and the way she moved around on those roller skates was something. Every time she bent over at the car next to me I got an eyeful of her nice round ass. And when she came to my car I got a great shot down her low cut blouse at her really great tits. And when I pulled in it looke 続きを読む
The Picture Album
A really good friend of mine, who occasionally roomed with me, had a breakup with his girl friend. After taking a majority of her personal items she asked that he return the last few items she left behind when she left. One important item she mentioned to him was a set of photo albums. While she didn’t want the entire album set, she did want to go thru them and choose the photos she wanted to take out of them. So, as his best friend I volunteered to be the arbitrator for the albums. We arranged to have her come to my place one evening and go thru the albums on a day that he was working so that 続きを読む
Maid To Order - By Bigsoftee
She was proud to be a personal housemaid like her mother had been. Her mother cleaned private estates for almost 20 years and now she was happy to take over for her mother who had decided to retire and move to Arizona for health reasons. After all those years of dusting she felt the good clean air would do her some good. Her mother only had six private cleaning clients, but they all paid very well. Strangely her mother never met some of her clients because they were gone by the time she got there to work. Taking over she could only manage to keep three or four clients. She was new in the busin 続きを読む
Lap Dance Heaven
Like most towns do these days we have our share of adult entertainment establishments. One day I decided to reward myself after a hard day’s work and visit one. As usual, when I entered the place in the middle of the day, the interior is very dark and I couldn’t see shit until my eyes could adjust. I walked in feeling like a blind man; my hands reaching out in front of me feeling around making sure I wasn’t going to run into something or someone. I hoped I wasn’t going to trip over a table but I didn’t mind if my arms wrapped around one of the ladies who were dancing there. Just as long as the 続きを読む
My New Ther****t
The other day I was really sore from working out and thought it would be a great to treat myself to a massage. Being something of a massage freak I am always looking and hoping for that elusive Happy Ending as an extra. I looked on the internet under Massage Ther****ts and found a local gal who was happy to make an appointment for me the same day. She had a sexy sounding voice and I figured maybe I would luck out and finally get that Happy Ending I was looking for. But when she said her location was in a beauty parlor I figured forget the Happy Ending. This would be a completely normal and non 続きを読む
Happy Ending Switch
I have been seeing the same massage ther****t for the better part of a year now. She is in her mid to late 30’s and fairly attractive. While she is a state licensed ther****t she does occasionally make exceptions to the state laws pertaining to Happy Endings for very few clients. And I just happen to be lucky enough to be one of those few clients. Over these last few months I have k**ded with her about turning the tables on her and offering to have a session with her where I massage her instead of her massaging me. Well, when I called her for my last appointment she asked me if I was seriou 続きを読む
Just Being Neighborly
Almost a year ago we, my wife and I, moved to this new base. It’s a nice place to live, the people in the neighborhood are pretty friendly and most of all we like the area that we are in. I started work at my new command with the USMC and my wife continued her transferred job as a store manager for a chain store. After being here about 9 months, my wife decided that she would like to go on a cruise for 14 days to Hawaii. Since I am in the military I have been on my share of cruises and thought that it would be best if I stayed home and took care of some stuff around the house and some shipp 続きを読む
MY LAST MASSAGE
I live down south and have always been fairly healthy and rarely ever see a doctor. However, about 6 months ago I had an auto accident that caused an injury to my neck. After my surgery, part of my recovery included physical therapy and massage therapy. I found a good physical ther****t and worked out diligently 3 times per week. After a week of working out and feeling a bit tight I remembered the massage script and checked the phone book and one advertisement caught my eye as it stated they worked with accident victims and it was only about 3 miles from my home. However, it didn’t work out wi 続きを読む