CaptainCaption

Hi,

I'm sure you would never have guessed... but I am a big fan of captions! I have set up this profile for just that purpose. I would love to hear from hot guys and CD/TVs that would like to be immortalized in caption form, then send me a link to your photos or contact me at captaincaption@gmail.com and email any original photos you wish me to use for captions, and if you have one, include any theme you would like me to explore. Among other things, I am interested in cuckoldry, sissies, faggotry, chastity and humiliation. In any case you will be consulted on any captions including photos of yourself and I will be in receipt of your approval before publishing, and if you no longer want the exposure, just notify me and I will remove them. I am a very loving person and want to nurture the gurl inside of you x
The 1st caption gallery I have created Sissy Faggot Captions , lol, are just pics of myself. I do have another xhamster profile here, if you want to see more of my pics uncaptioned.

Lots of love,

Captain Caption xxx

PS Sorry, but I won't add anyone to my friends list if they (a) don't have any content, or even any cool favorites, or (b) don't have an avatar (how difficult is it to select an image? This demonstrates utter laziness and a complete lack of imagination! Go onto Google Images, and select something, it doesn't even have to be sexual, but anything is better than nothing!!!...) or (c) have a profile that is friends only!! If I can't see your profile, how the hell am I going to be able to assess whether I want to add you?... I think a lack of these are not in the spirit of the Xhamster community. Am I right, or am I right? Rant over.