chiropter

I can't believe there is no "Facial Cumshot" (or equivalent) tag in the "Fetishes" profile field, but the list includes:

- Vampire
- Pirate
- Martial Arts
- Power Tools
- Car Crash
- Peter Pan
- CPR
- Apocalyptic
- Band-aid
- Brake Failure

I mean... I have to combine the tags "Cum" and "Face", and just hope for the best, but someone looking for a scene where a vampire kung-fu master fiercely uses their chi to suck the cock of a post-apocalyptic pirate who is distracted drilling through an ABS brake disk in an effort to cause road accidents, can just casually click "I'm weirder than usual for internet standards"???

I don't kink shame, of course, but I'm reasonable sure statistics are on my side here. Throw a guy a bone!