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When girls meet me I can see them say to themselves, "Who is this beautiful man-child?" I see it in their eyes. No lie.

If I was your father, I wouldn't let you date me. I have strict parenting qualities.

I am always the one who addresses the elephant in the room. Then I spear it. Then I cut its tusks off for ivory.

I am very cynical. I consider it an endearing quality. Others consider it pure assness.

I consider good grammar a sign of intellect. If your profile is filled with poor grammar, especially the lack of verbs (i.e. "We dancin" instead of "We are dancing") or if you feel it is cool to add excessive amounts of Z's to words that don't need them...

If you think baseball hats look ridiculous on persons not playing baseball then we might get along.

I am tired of people claiming to be passionate at art while still not knowing how to create a comprehensive image. Start with a thesis. All else is just doodles. Don't get me wrong, I have books of doodles, but I don't show them to anybody. Don't be a pretentious art snob without the skill set to back it up. No one likes cliche pretentious assholes. I should know. I try very hard not to be one.

I'm not much for self-glossing, its not becoming of me. I'm interesting, for the most part, although that might not seem so apparent from what I'm writing. I'm well educated, at least I know big words and like using them out of context; how ambiguous of me. I'm funny, if you don't laugh with me, you'll at least laugh at me. I'm blunt and to the point. I don't pretend to like people just to be polite. I would rather be alone than in bad company, its just better time management. I smoke a lot, its a dirty vice but nothing is better than coffee and cigarettes unless its scotch and cigarettes...or gin and cigarettes, I guess any hard liquor and cigarettes. Yeah, I better stop digging my self any deeper, I told you self-glossing is unbecoming.

If there's no spark, there's no fire.

I am alive, breathing, and only slightly decaying

Come on baby, give me a nerdgasm.

I do art. I can't not. I sell art too. However, it does not pay the bills. If you would like to commission a piece or order a portrait, send me a message. My rates are consistently negotiable.

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