dogfud

One day this lady walks into a bar all beaten and bruised and on crutches and the bar tender asks "what happened to you lass?" well the lady says " ol Mr. riley beat me with a shovel" and the bar tender says " oh god lass didn't you have anything in your hands?" and she goes " aye i did, mrs. rileys tit, but that ain't much good in a fight now is it"

ok i am a typical pervert i love anything sexual, jokes stories, vids and pics. i love to just talk about sex. and think about it. my god i must be an addict! haha. but i suppose if you have a profile on here you must be on too. so hello fellow addicts. what else, ummmm. oh i am a very open person. and polite for the most part... i don't think posting something saying "lemme fuck you" is sexy. i think its well stupid. but when i comment i want it to mean something like wow this guy doesn't do that that often i must be looking fucking hot!!!

yeah when i comment i find something sexy. and if i do its a huge compliment. to yourself. cause i can look at those a typical porno stars and say whatever. but when i look at a real person with their imperfections i say oh hell yeah.