dragonpuss

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME: If you do not have your height or city and state location in your profile do not bother. I will not respond. If you haven't managed to add a photo or favorites (make sure your settings allow other users to see these!) I will not friend or chat with you.

**Get your shit together, man!!!!**

Oh, and if you message me anyway because you can't follow directions, at least have something to say. If you send me a message that just says "hi" or something lame like "how are you?" I will assume you have **ZERO** imagination and therefore are fucking **USELESS** in bed.

I'd like to say "sorry for being a bitch" but I'm actually not. I enjoy it. I'm tired of all the boring vanilla fuckers wasting my time when there's actually some pretty awesome people here!

I take friend invites and messages seriously, but I'm only looking to meet local people. So, basically if you are anywhere from Portland, OR to Vancouver, BC you are good. :)
If you are further away, I may say yes if I like your favorites.

Thanks.