englishpierre

I read several profiles before deciding what to say. Some say nothing or very little, others are lengthy. I decided to say what I felt about several aspects of sex. I would add that my sexual experiences until relatively recently were fairly conservative.

I am, of course, a great fan of porn and masturbation, or wanking as we call it in England. It is a healthy exercise that we should all enjoy. I love it. Any man (and probably most women) who says otherwise is a liar or a catholic priest, and we all know what they get up to.

I started off with wank mags before the internet was thought of, and long before I was married, but even before that my friends and I went through a period of gangbangs with several under-age girls at school - before the word gangbang was coined. I would add that we were also under-age ourselves.

As soon as filth appeared online I was there. Divorce had removed my easy access to pussy, so wanking was the order of the day. Visual stimulation made it better.

First of all it was couples fucking, with the obligatory cumshots. I liked to see the girls swallow rather than be cum-covered. Wondering what it tasted like, I shot a load into my hand and slurped it up. Lovely. I can't understand why porn videos don't show more men licking it out out girls pussies, or off their tits, or even mouth to mouth cum-swaps that we often see between girls. I for one would love to share my spunk with a woman in this way. Why should we expect them to take it in their mouths and even swallow it if we haven't tried and enjoyed it ourselves? But the other thing that became almost compulsory in porn videos was anal sex. Fucking the girl up the ass, to use the American word.

Then it was DP (double penetration or 2 cocks inside her at the same time for the uninitiated), in 2 holes to start with, then 2 in one hole. I tried it for real in 2 holes, and all involved enjoyed the experience. We swapped from one to the other. So far no-one has suggested 2 cocks in one hole. Maybe it's because us guys don't like touching another guy at all during sex, especially his cock. Maybe we are now sufficiently accustomed to fucking the same woman that it will be 2 cocks in the same hole next time - who knows, but as long as my partners want to broaden their horizons, it could happen soon.

Soon the videos were showing triple penetration, often with a 4th cock in her mouth. My visual experiences were expanding. I haven't done that so far.

Pissing videos came next. Some with girls pissing on girls or guys, bodily or facially, but more often than not girls were drinking men's piss. This was added to my 'must try' list, with me as the recipient rather than the donor. I loved it and drank as much as I could. I want to lick and suck her pussy while she is still pissing the next time. If she wants to try the other way she only has to ask.

Then I found a bisex video. Just loved seeing girls being fucked by a guy while he sucked a cock, especially when it came in his mouth. Or guys with a cock up their ass while they in turn were up a girls pussy. Watched a few since then. I must admit that I like a woman to finger my ass while she sucks my cock, or if the position allows it, while I fuck her. I even have fantasies of her fucking me with a strap-on. How would I feel if she started, then let her male partner take over? Don't know. I must admit that I am not keen on totally gay videos. There must be women present and taking part. Strangely enough, I have never seen a woman taking it up her ass in bisex videos, even thought the guys are doing just that.

So what is left to try? I am sure there is a lot. After all, as Woody Allen once said, sex is only dirty if you are doing it right, and I want to get it right!

If anyone has any comments, ideas or suggestions, I would like to hear from them.

The only other thing that I have read and want to comment on is bad language during sex. I mean foul, 4-letter word language. Gutter language.

I think it should be totally compulsory. 'Lick my cunt' is one of the nicest things a girl can say, only bettered by 'fuck my cunt'. These words are beautiful when used correctly, and can add a few millimetres to the length of my cock.

If all girls did their daily exercises to make their tits firmer and their pussies tighter, then said 'cunt' 10 times, followed by similar vocal exercises with 'lick my cunt', 'fuck my cunt' and 'shove it up my ass', then I think that they would soon learn to enjoy such descriptive words, and both they and their partners would find their sex lives improving.

Fucking hell, did I really say all that?

Finally,
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