gunbunny2003

I like big cocks. The bigger the better. What else can I say but I like a challenge.

Can anyone tell me if big cocks are not the norm, then why do I see so many online and where the hell do I get one? I, unfortunately, was not so blessed as many of the guys I see are. Either through piss poor genetics or a God with a shitty sense of humor, I got the short end of the stick.

I'm leaning more toward the God with a shitty sense of humor thing because my social and love life are jokes as well. To top that off, I'm stuck in West Virginia in the middle of nowhere among men (or at least I think they are males) who more resemble big foot or goats than men. Also, we apparently have the largest population of married/closeted gay men in the known universe.

By the way, I just turned 39 on July 8, so according to the gay dating community, I'm now too old to even speak to. So if you drop me a message (which is doubtful anyone will) it might take me a while to respond as I'm not used to getting them. My monastic life apparently comes with a built in vow of silence that I am unable to break.

If you have read this far, I can only assume you are bored off your ass. I probably seem bitter and jilted to you and that's probably because I am. No sense in lying or hiding it. I have difficulty making friends as I wasn't allowed to have them as a child or teenager. I was so used to being alone by the time I went to college and the Army, I never bothered to try making any friends either. So you see, I'm not the most social of all people.

If you message me, I will respond eventually. Just remember, this whole social thing is new for me as well.