hardocp69

I live on this planet. I pay earthly mortgage. I wear socks that match and I love my mom. I am a confident, attractive and love the lighter side of life and hum old game show tunes from the 1960's in the shower off cue like a trooper...
I do dangerous stunt work. Have you ever seen it in a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked ass? That’s my job. Well... The stunt job part is false... But I do have a nice looking ass ;-)
Food: I love food. Period. Especially when eaten off you possibly... ;-)

Movies: Gladiator, Fight Club, Braveheart, Plan 9 from Outers Space, Monty Python, Anchorman, Argo, 12 Angry Men and The Bill Chill. I have to pass on Terms of Endearment and Jaws part 14... or is it Jaws 4? Who knows however after the first one, they were all pretty horrific and burnt my eyes watching in a painful way...

Six Things I Would Never do Without: Laughter / Comedy / Exercise / Family/ Friends / Food I can eat off you

On a typical Friday or Saturday night I am: Trying to figure out the major and minor products when 1-bromo-2-propene reacts with potassium tert-butoxide. Either that or partying like a rock star with cherry flavored Jello... Because there is always room for Jello.
The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in 15 countries (maybe even in your country...) that I cannot even pronounce and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
PETA would not be pleased...

You should message me if you are: Sexy, smart, and fun and naughty and sweetly nasty in bed and love Cherry flavored Jello... I don’t think that’s too much to ask…
:-D