HoldenV8

While I love porn, there are a few things that I hate about porn.....

* Searches that show just about everything BUT what is actually being searched for. If I'm searching for amateur then I am not looking for studio made stuff. If I am searching for Japanese (Asian) I'm not looking for white couples or black couples or a BBC fucking a white woman.

* If you're under 30, you're not a MILF. I hate when some video's say its MILF's or matures, yet its plainly obvious that the girls are barely out of their teens. Women (in some cases girls) who are clearly just out of high school or college are not grandmothers.

* Girls with their ribs showing or that have six-pack abs being called chubby or BBW. Just because she's got decent sized tits doesn't mean she's fat. A BBW is an April Flores type (love her BTW). Someone like Deuxma is not a BBW just because she has watermelon sized fake tits.

* "Married" when there is no sign of anything like a wedding ring.

* Guys with a dick that is barely 5 inches when hard are not hung. I'm 6.5 when hard and I don't consider that hung.

* I know porn isn't exactly Academy Award winning acting, but I hate it when they (and sorry but its especially women) are continually looking at the off camera director for what to do. This is why I love experienced performers like Nina Hartley. She knows what to do and isn't constantly making the whole thing look faker than it already is by looking past the camera to the director.